98 Funny older quotes

• The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

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• Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?

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• The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

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• Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

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• I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

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• Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

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• The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.

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• How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

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• Old age is always 15 years older than I am.

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• “Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

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