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My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

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The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.

3 months ago

You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.

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The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.

3 months ago

Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

3 months ago

As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs.

3 months ago

When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

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The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

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The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

3 months ago

Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

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