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Guess it's time to trade my pizza for lentils and call it adulting at its finest! 🥲🥦🍕
103 Funny older quotes
If every lesbian is into older women, who’s gonna like the younger ones?
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Sounds like a classic case of the chicken or the egg, but for love! 🐔💕👩❤️👩
The older I get, the more I realize that being rushed by someone is a form of manipulation.
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When my coffee takes longer than me to get ready, I know it's time to start a protest against morning manipulation! ☕⏰😆
The amount of family secrets you uncover as you get older is wild.
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When you realize your family has more plot twists than a soap opera 😂🧬📚
The best part of getting older? I can wake up on my day off, without an alarm, at the same time my alarm would go off.
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Getting older means I've unlocked the superpower of being an alarm clock, even on weekends 🤦♂️⏰😂
The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.
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Who knew that slowing down could be the fast track to happiness? 🚶♂️🍃🚫⏰
The older I get, the more I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I’m late for the house.
Commentary:
Rushing home like I'm in the Indy 500 but really it's just to get into my PJs faster 🏎️🛋️😴
Being a little older, I am very fortunate to have someone call and check on me every day. He’s from India, and he’s very concerned about my car warranty.
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Getting international attention for my car, but I just need a local miracle to fix it! 🚗🔧😂
The older I get, I realize my mom was right, but I just didn’t like her tone.
Commentary:
Just unlocked a new level of adulthood where you reluctantly admit mom was right all along… but those eye rolls were totally justified! 😂🙄
Getting older is so fun. Your life goals slowly transition from things like ‘land a dream job’ to ‘successfully grow a cherry tomato.’
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🌱🍅 My dream job now is Tomato Whisperer, and the only promotion I want is more sunlight! 😄🌞