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Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

He doesn’t realize it yet, but this Saturday, I’ll be asking him to untangle 400 feet of Christmas lights.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

I saw an ad for the ultimate dog bed, but my dogs already have the ultimate dog bed. It’s called my bed.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

If Microsoft Edge is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, you can be brave enough to ask that girl out.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who turns every black shirt into an abstract deodorant mural.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

If snails are so slow, why don’t we ever see them coming? It’s just BAM, there’s a snail.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

And to my grandchildren, I leave my unread PDFs.

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Seen just now on TikTok:

Getting so tangled in the sex shop bead curtain that they have to put me down like a horse with a broken leg.

Trending via YouTube:

The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

Breaking via Threads:

My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

Making waves on Discord:

Parents be like, “I gave you everything I had,” and by everything, they meant the collector’s edition boxed set of mental illness.

Trending via Discord:

The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

Spotted on YouTube:

I unload the dishwasher backwards… just to feel something.

Shared recently on Telegram:

“I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

Going viral on Discord:

I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

Spotted on YouTube:

I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

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67 shares on Slack this month:

Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

88 shares on Telegram this month:

If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.

12 shares on Facebook this month:

She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

79 shares on Pinterest this month:

My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

28 shares on Slack this month:

I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t.

60 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

15 shares on Discord this month:

I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

92 shares on Pinterest this month:

I may be sensitive, but everyone else could be a little kinder, too.

80 shares on Threads this month:

Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

38 shares on TikTok this month:

I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

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The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

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My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

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My favorite part about standing in line is watching the other lines move more quickly.

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Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

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Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

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I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

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That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

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My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.

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I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story.

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I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?

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Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

If she wants the moon, you get her the moon.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

A blind guy felt my face and said, “Wonderful.”

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

I’m so single right now that I stood on a cliff and shouted, “I love you,” and my echo replied, “I just wanna be friends.”

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

What’s a positive thought for beginners? I’ve been getting into optimism lately.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

Trending via TikTok:

In Star Wars, anyone can hop in any spaceship and knows how to fly it. I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the headlights in a rental car.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I usually don’t flirt, so if I flirt with you, please cooperate.

Going viral on Threads:

Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

Just shared via Reddit:

To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.

Going viral on Telegram:

Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

Making waves on WeChat:

Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Waking up has backfired on me so many times.

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