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Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

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I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

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Girls Just Want To Have Naan

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The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.

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“American Pope” sounds like the name of an Amazon prime original series you ignore.

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Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

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The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.

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Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

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Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

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Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.

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I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.

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Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.

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Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

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Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

Reported on Instagram:

Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

Live now on Reddit:

Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

Just shared via Threads:

Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

Freshly posted on Slack:

My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

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Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

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The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

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Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

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I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.

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Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

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Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

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I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

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They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

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Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

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What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

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Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

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Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

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My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

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I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

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Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year.

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I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

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I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

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Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.

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It takes guts to be an organ donor.

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