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Three words no parent ever wants to hear when dropping their kid at a play date: “Come on in.”

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

Those eyes ain’t gonna roll itself, let me help you.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

Does your life really flash before your eyes or is it just your brain closing all open tabs one last time.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” Yeah, well, I just analyzed it from a Marxist perspective, and it was pretty obvious.

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No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.

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The only appointment I’m ever on time for is disappointment.

Reported on LinkedIn:

You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.

Just landed via Reddit:

If you like pointing out beautiful scenery to three people who are on their phones, a family road trip is for you.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Next month is May. May all the money come to me.

Seen just now on Slack:

My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

Spotted on Snapchat:

My ideal workday would be from 9:00 AM to 9:07 AM

Spotted on Twitch:

Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

Going viral on WeChat:

The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

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Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

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Shared recently on Messenger:

Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.

Trending via Facebook:

Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

Just landed via Threads:

Life can be so beautiful, you just can’t get sober.

Just landed via WeChat:

I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

Making waves on Facebook:

I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.

Just landed via X:

I hate to brag but I excel at my faults.

Going viral on X:

The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.

Going viral on Facebook:

Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

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