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What an embarrassing time to be alive.

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If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

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Slim Shady implies the existence of Thicc Sunny.

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Don’t fall in love. It’s bad.

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Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

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Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

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Where do you see yourself five beers from now? What’s your five-beer plan?

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When you tickle a man to death by accident, it is manslaughter.

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None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’

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Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

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Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

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I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

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I love hard, but I stupid harder.

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Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?

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If I’m reading my Twitter feed correctly, Jennifer Aniston killed JFK.

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Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

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Muting morons is good for your health.

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Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.

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Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

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I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

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As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

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Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”

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You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

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An introvert walked into a bar. Just kidding. The introvert stayed home.

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I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

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I have a man cold. Goodbye, world. Tell my story.

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Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?

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Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

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The void screams into me.

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Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

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Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

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I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

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You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

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Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

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Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

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I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

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I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

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If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

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Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

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She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.

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