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Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

I wish tree puns were more poplar.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

I swear every time I look up from my phone, it’s a different holiday.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

Please continue to leave me out of the loop.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

The existence of raw sexuality implies the existence of medium sexuality, but also well-done sexuality.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

You could be having a nice day and then somebody your own age says they bought a house.

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Just shared via Instagram:

The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

Live now on Messenger:

“You’re overthinking this!” Bro, I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

Going viral on Slack:

Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

The leading cause for injury in old men is them thinking they are still young men.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I would do anything for a job, except write a cover letter.

Just landed via Reddit:

Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

Trending via Snapchat:

This year is starting to feel like it needs to be left outside until we see if it can act right.

Live now on Reddit:

Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

Making waves on WhatsApp:

If you can’t handle me at my worst just imagine how I feel.

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39 shares on X this month:

Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

67 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Be the reason someone burns sage.

74 shares on WhatsApp this month:

All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.

75 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.

83 shares on TikTok this month:

Everyone’s gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

51 shares on Snapchat this month:

Viewing everyone’s stories like the morning paper.

73 shares on Threads this month:

While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

83 shares on Instagram this month:

Adulting is getting excited to go home and get into bed.

96 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

63 shares on Facebook this month:

Work for a living? In this economy?

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24 folks are currently checking 👀

Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

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I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

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Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

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Pizza rolls are comfort food because they look like little pillows.

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Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.

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Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to.

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If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

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It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.

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Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents’ house.

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My showers take so long because I always hold a shower concert.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

“Are you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

Caffeine: the adult version of fairy dust.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

The IRS needs special envelopes for when you’re not in trouble.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

Hannibal Lecter didn’t have to be a serial killer, he was scary enough as a foodie.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Telegram:

Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Source??? Pattern recognition.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Jane Austen gave us men who crossed fields in the rain. Mine left me on read, and liked someone else’s story.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

People will be like “there is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed.

Just shared via Messenger:

Commenting “AI slop” under pictures of my friends’ kids opening presents.

Trending via Threads:

When I don’t have money, I stop talking to women out of respect.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I’m just so lazy because I’m still recovering from the fact that I used to be the fastest sperm.

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