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Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

If it weren’t for this whole job thingy that pays me money, I’d become a professional nap taker.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

You know you’re over 50 when you have “upstairs Ibuprofen” and “downstairs Ibuprofen”.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

Sorry, I can’t go out this weekend. I went out last weekend, and I’m still recovering from that.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

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Just shared via Instagram:

I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

Freshly posted on X:

To think that billions in venture capital have been deployed because it was annoying to copy and paste from ChatGPT.

Just shared via Discord:

If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

Making waves on Facebook:

AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

Spotted on Twitch:

Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

Spotted on X:

I wish I had the free time of someone who leaves a positive Amazon review for a rake.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Pizza should be free for anyone having a bad day.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Dating is the process of meeting someone until you find out what’s wrong with them.

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74 shares on Facebook this month:

There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

21 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis.

59 shares on X this month:

You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

23 shares on TikTok this month:

I overthink, therefore I am.

81 shares on X this month:

My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

57 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.

41 shares on WeChat this month:

I had a marvelous time ruining everything.

99 shares on Instagram this month:

My wife rearranged the kitchen cabinets, and now I’ll never eat again.

25 shares on TikTok this month:

Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

40 shares on YouTube this month:

I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

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If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

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I talk to myself in the same condescending tone, so you’re not special.

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There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

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I will never stop being a quitter!

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My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

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Need to become a tour guide. I’ve just realized it’s the only job I can think of that combines my loves of walking around and knowing more than everyone around me.

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When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

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Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again.

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Tired of looking at a bad screen. Can’t wait to get home and look at a good screen.

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And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

In my retweeting era, because I’m just speechless.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

The lioness does not concern herself with the pile of clothes she moves between bed and chair every day.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

I was telling my sister that I’ve been going to the gym recently, and my nephew said, “You should go inside when you get there,” and I don’t think I’ll ever recover from that.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

If I was an elephant, you’d all be sorry.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

Windmill? Big fan.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Discord:

Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

Going bananas on Threads:

Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Just saying “Think about it!” is enough to overwhelm many people these days.

Making waves on Discord:

After a month away and enough pasta to scare an Italian grandma, I can confirm: too much Parmesan? Never heard of her.

Just landed via TikTok:

Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

Just shared via Instagram:

“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

Just landed via Slack:

And then the vodka whispered, “Say what you really think.”

Trending via Slack:

Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

Just shared via WeChat:

“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

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