A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet bliss of aging gracefully 🧓 Less small talk, more 'Can you please repeat that?' 🤔🔁 Who knew that hearing could be considered a luxury as we get older? 😂👂 #GettingOlderPerks"

Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

Commentary:
Here's a rom-com idea truly fit for a monster movie makeover: "Gozilla +1"! 🦖👔👰 Picture this – Godzilla receives a wedding invite and decides to brave the human world, but faces the ultimate dilemma: finding a plus one willing to brave the chaos of a monster's love life! Will Godzilla's scales find a spark amidst the tulle and tears, or will the wedding bells just ring for party-crashing? Tune in for a tale of

Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

Commentary:
Well, talk about a plot twist! 🤯 It's like China hit us with the ultimate software upgrade – Covid 19S Plus Pro: now with extra features for all your quarantine needs! 🦠💼 Who needs a vaccine when you have the latest virus release, right? Stay safe out there, folks! 😅 #PandemicUpgrade