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If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

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Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

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Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other.

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Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

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Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice.

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Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t.

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Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

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A sandwich has the power to change your entire life.

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I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

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Seen just now on Slack:

Trying to squeeze in more nothingness today, but my schedule is already packed with procrastination!

Reported on TikTok:

Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

Just landed via Instagram:

Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared.

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Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

Trending via Telegram:

Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

Trending via Telegram:

Hobbies include being misunderstood.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

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“Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.

Making waves on YouTube:

At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

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I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

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Funny plus quotes add a splash of humor to everyday math and life! 😂➕ Whether you’re crunching numbers or just need a clever laugh, these witty gems turn simple addition into pure fun. Perfect for sharing with friends or brightening up your feed, they prove that even math can be hilarious! Ready to add some smiles to your day? Let’s dive into the lighter side of plus! 🎉📚✨

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1 week ago
Share →: Procrastination isn’t a horrible thing. I mean, you always have something to do tomorrow… plus you have nothing to do today.

Commentary:
Sounds like my schedule is booked with a whole lot of nothing today! 😆🛌✨
2 weeks ago
Share →: The thing about being 50+ is that whenever an opportunity to pee is available – you’re wise to take it.

Commentary:
When you hit 50, your bladder gets a promotion: Director of Urgency! 🚽😂
6 months ago
Share →: A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet bliss of aging gracefully 🧓 Less small talk, more 'Can you please repeat that?' 🤔🔁 Who knew that hearing could be considered a luxury as we get older? 😂👂 #GettingOlderPerks"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

Commentary:
Here's a rom-com idea truly fit for a monster movie makeover: "Gozilla +1"! 🦖👔👰 Picture this – Godzilla receives a wedding invite and decides to brave the human world, but faces the ultimate dilemma: finding a plus one willing to brave the chaos of a monster's love life! Will Godzilla's scales find a spark amidst the tulle and tears, or will the wedding bells just ring for party-crashing? Tune in for a tale of
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

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Well, talk about a plot twist! 🤯 It's like China hit us with the ultimate software upgrade – Covid 19S Plus Pro: now with extra features for all your quarantine needs! 🦠💼 Who needs a vaccine when you have the latest virus release, right? Stay safe out there, folks! 😅 #PandemicUpgrade

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Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

I know I’m mad when I start talking to myself about it.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 40s: it’s Saturday night so you know what that means, absolutely nothing, go to bed.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

Moment of silence for those who received mugs that aren’t microwave- and dishwasher-safe.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

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All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

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Just landed via YouTube:

I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

Trending via Facebook:

“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

You’re all using your crystals wrong. Put them in a sock and start swinging.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.

Trending via WeChat:

My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

Just landed via X:

If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

Making waves on Messenger:

What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

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Adulting is only fun when you have the funds.

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Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

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