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Home is where the clothes rack stands in the way.

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Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

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Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

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She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

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8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

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If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

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One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

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“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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“Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home.

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I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

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People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

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I believe in annoyed at first sight.

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Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They’re all out of batteries.

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My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

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I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.

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So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

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‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.

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My mental health is as reliable as a flashlight in a horror film.

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It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

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I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

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Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

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I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven.

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When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

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There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.

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I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

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I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

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Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

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If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.

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Life’s all about crossroads and intersections; unfortunately, I’m a bad driver.

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The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

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Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

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Sorry if my posts have any typos, it’s because I’m driving.

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I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

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Hey boy, are you my washing machine? Because neither of you know how long 10 minutes last.

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If you ask him what he admires most about a woman and he says brains, you’ve got yourself a zombie.

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Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

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Did you get that psychic damage I sent you?

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If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

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I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

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Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

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