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The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

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Behind every funny man is a woman who rolls her eyes.

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Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.

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Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

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I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.

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I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

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Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

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The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.

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If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

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Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.

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Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

Going viral on Pinterest:

The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

Making waves on Twitch:

I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

Making waves on Telegram:

Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

Spotted on X:

I was brought up in the wild by hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce but we had some great laughs.

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Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.

Just landed via Facebook:

Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people.

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Share →: It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

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Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

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Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

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Who called it an undertaker and not a host mortem?

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My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

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Nobody will know you’re stoned if you’re always stoned.

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Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!

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Just got revenge on someone who wronged me many, many years ago. Never relax, I’m coming.

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I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

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If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

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Going to the gym for my health and wellbeing? No, I just wanna look good naked.

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Making waves on Discord:

Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Moment of silence for those who received mugs that aren’t microwave- and dishwasher-safe.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

Just shared via Discord:

Not to brag, but my wife just described the dinner I made as “interesting.”

Seen just now on Instagram:

Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

Making waves on Slack:

Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

Live now on TikTok:

I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.

Making waves on X:

When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

Making waves on Threads:

Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

Spotted on Discord:

God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.

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