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Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

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You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.

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Sex is cool and all, but have you ever tried obsessing over a mediocre person who’s just not that into you.

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The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

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Can’t say “I’m tired” without my mom making it a competition of who is the most tired and who has more reason to be.

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I could tell by the way she was pouring gasoline on a pile of my clothes that the relationship had hit some turbulence.

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Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

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Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?

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Never trust someone who can eat 24/7 but is still skinny.

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You know you’re over 50 when you have “upstairs Ibuprofen” and “downstairs Ibuprofen”.

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Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

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Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Can’t threaten me with screenshots. I’ll get a microphone and say it again.

Seen just now on Instagram:

New COVID variant tries to sell you an extended auto warranty.

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Seems like paleontologists always have a bone to pick.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Sex is cool, but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims?

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Please take your Apple Watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. You look like a spy kid.

Making waves on Reddit:

“I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

Just shared via YouTube:

Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

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Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

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“I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.

62 shares on Pinterest this month:

The concept of hot water showers feeling so good but not actually being good for your hair or skin is disgusting.

88 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.

42 shares on Slack this month:

It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

79 shares on Telegram this month:

A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away.

12 shares on Discord this month:

A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there… Thanks for keeping me off the streets.

27 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

44 shares on Slack this month:

Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

95 shares on Twitch this month:

Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday.

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It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

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Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

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Every room can be a room with a view when I’m in it.

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I love that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself.

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Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

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If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

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At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

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Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t.

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Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

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Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

Going viral on WeChat:

They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.

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I need to get my shit together, but at this point, I’m waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.

Just landed via Reddit:

Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

Breaking via Instagram:

Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Next on Tiny Houses: A family of 6 moves into a boat emoji.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Instagram is run by celebrities. Twitter is run by the streets.

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I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.

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It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

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