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Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

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Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

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I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

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Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.

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I’m always a little mean to men because, if you treat them like humans, they think you wanna sleep with them.

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Pepsi & Coca-Cola can’t even be in the same restaurant… and we want world peace.

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Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.

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She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

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If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

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It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

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The haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly, great call from the haters.

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I see posts like, “If food is too expensive, just grow your own.” Okay, Einstein, why didn’t I think of that?

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Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.

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Banks should have a gold bar that you can go in and touch when you feel poor.

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“I’m fluent in creating worst-case scenarios in my head.”

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The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”

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Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

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You know when you tap a video to see how long it’s got left? I wish you could do that to people while they’re talking.

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Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

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“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

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“Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

90 shares on Discord this month:

If you are influenced by influencers, you’re beyond retarded.

75 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”

26 shares on Threads this month:

I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.

43 shares on Reddit this month:

I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

93 shares on X this month:

Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.

73 shares on Twitch this month:

In every imagination I have pictured myself in, I’m never poor.

14 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You don’t even have to date, by the way. You can just take a break from love and then randomly meet the actual love of your life somewhere you weren’t even supposed to be.

77 shares on Messenger this month:

Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

100 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Please make sure you are only drinking as much water as you REALLY need. We need that for the data centers. If you’re thirsty, AI is thirsty too.

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The web is a great place to befriend people who you’d never let in your house.

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Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

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This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.

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Have you tried making guacamole about it?

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Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

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Some people believe the appendix is a vestigial organ, that its use has long since passed. I think it’s primordial. Its use has yet to come.

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You are the Monday of my life.

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You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

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Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

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Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.

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My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

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I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

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Tired of my landlord depending on my rent. Bro, get a job.

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Welcome to your 40s, where the hair shows up uninvited and looks pissed to be here.

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I become someone I don’t recognize when I play Monopoly.

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Turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.

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Telling men I have a boyfriend doesn’t chase them away anymore, so I’ve started telling them I have a child.

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Welcome to Netflix. We have everything but what you want to watch.

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Forget cheating, that’s young people’s shit. I’m ready to get married and have an affair.

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I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.

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