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It feels like it costs $100 a day just to exist anymore.

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Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

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Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

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You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

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Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

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You can make a salad without lettuce if you want, there are no rules.

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The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

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I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

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Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

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Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

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I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

Just landed via Slack:

I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov.

Just shared via Messenger:

Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?

Seen just now on Twitch:

Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

Just shared via Discord:

I’m not “late”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of “time”.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.

Making waves on TikTok:

You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

The worst thing about wearing headphones is when you hallucinate people shouting you. Like, why does this happen?

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Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

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I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

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Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?

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That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

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Another Monday that no one asked for.

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Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

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I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

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Tupperware is a fun way to store your leftovers until you throw them away.

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Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

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Hey boy, are you my washing machine? Because neither of you know how long 10 minutes last.

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Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

Going viral on Reddit:

One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

Broadcasted on X:

Twitter is where the broken, the used, the fighters, and the lovers gather to appreciate the twisted beauty in one another.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

Going viral on Snapchat:

This post is highly top-secret. You need to forget that you’ve seen it immediately.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

Trending via Instagram:

I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck.

Shared recently on Twitch:

My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

Going viral on Telegram:

An easy way to check if you’re attractive: send a “Hey” DM and see if they reply.

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