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Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

I wanna marry someone funnier than me, but sadly, I am the funniest.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

You can’t stop me. My tampon wrapper told me I was bold and brilliant.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

I told my computer I needed a break, now it sends me reminders to stretch while I’m lying on the couch.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

My favorite part of parenting is when they’re asleep.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

The sexual tension between me and not finishing the last 2 episodes of a drama.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

I’m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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6 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,275

Funny Quotes Topics

17,392

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15,275

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,550

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Shared recently on Threads:

Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Why is there so much day left at the end of my patience?

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.

Trending via Pinterest:

My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

Live now on Reddit:

My rapper name would be 2 stressd.

Making waves on Threads:

“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

Just landed via TikTok:

Commenting “humiliation ritual” on a pic of my friend out with his family.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

79 shares on LinkedIn this month:

We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

41 shares on Facebook this month:

Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

59 shares on YouTube this month:

My chess strategy is eating one of your pieces every time you look away.

82 shares on Discord this month:

I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.

73 shares on X this month:

Taking yesterday’s bad mood on a multi-day tour.

47 shares on WhatsApp this month:

A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

35 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

87 shares on WeChat this month:

My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.

66 shares on YouTube this month:

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

41 shares on YouTube this month:

Nothing is funnier than seeing how angry someone gets when they realize they can’t manipulate you.

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Hot Jokes 💥

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I love sleeping. You don’t spend any money and you don’t miss anyone.

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When a man likes you, he talks to you every day, and apparently, when you start to like him back, he is very busy and can’t talk at all. That’s how it works.

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Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

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Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

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You guys ever play a game for hours straight? You start hallucinating the sounds.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, please make it study.

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“Nothing burger” is such a funny phrase. Americans when nothing: so imagine a burger.

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Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

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In the 90s, you’d always find your way to some stranger’s house.

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Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

6 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,275

Funny Quotes Topics

17,392

Funny Quotes Images

15,275

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,558

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

I like it when someone feeds me their food without me asking. I feel like a part of my inner child heals.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

My laundry is done, but I don’t even want it anymore. The washing machine can keep it.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

If you find me offensive, then I suggest you quit finding me.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via TikTok:

You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

Seen just now on YouTube:

A woman’s way of flirting is thinking about you until you get the urge to reach out to her.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

Making waves on Telegram:

When your electric toothbrush dies, it becomes a regular toothbrush. Don’t freak out. Just calm down and remember your training.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Am I the only one who wonders why the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?

Live now on WhatsApp:

If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Sorry for texting you back instantly. My phone was in my hand, and I’m mature and actually like you.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Some people believe the appendix is a vestigial organ, that its use has long since passed. I think it’s primordial. Its use has yet to come.

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