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When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.
If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.
You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”
You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.
If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

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5 months ago
Share →: You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

Commentary:
Oh, we're going old school with the romantic demands, aren't we? Better sharpen those quills and get ready to spill some “blood” to win that Valentine's Day prize! 🖋️💉 Let's hope your potential Valentine has a thing for poetic gore and a twisted sense of humor! 🩸😂
5 months ago
Share →: What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

Commentary:
😂 How romantic! Nothing like a little bit of societal decay to set the mood, am I right? 💀💋 Who needs a candlelit dinner when you have the fall of civilization as your backdrop? 🕰️🔥 Just make sure to bring some popcorn to enjoy the show! 🍿 #ApocalypticRomance
5 months ago
Share →: It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

Commentary:
"Who needs candlelit dinners when you can bond over scavenging for canned goods together? 🥫💕 #ApocalypticRomance"
5 months ago
Share →: When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

Commentary:
Oh, so you're saying you go into full-on squirrel mode when you develop a crush? 🐿️🎁 Better hide those acorns and chocolates before she catches you! Who knew courtship could be so… nutty? 🌰😄
5 months ago
Share →: I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal optimist – advocating for a world of endless kisses! 💋💋💋 Sounds like a solid plan to me! Who needs words when you can just keep on kissing, right? 😘 #KissAndTell"
5 months ago
Share →: You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

Commentary:
"Who needs overtime when you've got true love waiting for you? 💕 Clocking out early for a date with destiny! ⏳🥰 #WorkaholicNoMore"
5 months ago
Share →: I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

Commentary:
"Who needs hibernation when you have love to keep you warm all winter? 😏❤️ Just make sure your significant other doesn't hog the blankets! 🛌🔥 #WinterSnuggles"
5 months ago
Share →: Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

Commentary:
"Sounds like your heart's preferred dating setting is 'hardcore mode' 😆💔 Who needs casual when you can dive straight into the deep end of soul-crushing love at first sight? Just remember to bring a life jacket for when things get emotionally turbulent! 🌊💕"
5 months ago
Share →: Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

Commentary:
"Hey boy, are you the sun? ☀️ Because just like the sun in summer, you were shining bright in my life ☀️🔥 But now, it feels like you've decided to take a vacation to the other side of the world without warning! 🌍😂 #MIA #SunOrBoy"
5 months ago
Share →: Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

Commentary:
"Quitting my job to focus on being in love, because who needs a paycheck when you have unlimited love and poor financial decisions to make? 💕💸 #Priorities"