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3 months ago
Share →: Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

Commentary:
“Ah, coffee, the liquid motivation that turns ‘I can’t’ into ‘I can’t even without you.’ Here’s to conquering today, one sip at a time!”
3 months ago
Share →: My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

Commentary:
"If life was a TV show, my character would be 'Weekend Watcher' – Always waiting for the grand season finale called Saturday!"
3 months ago
Share →: The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

Commentary:
Living with parents: saving you from the inconvenience of being startled by an alarm clock since forever. It's like having your own personal alarm clock that comes with a pre-announcement service!
3 months ago
Share →: I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

Commentary:
"Who needs a good morning when you can just have a morning, right? I mean, let's be realistic here – who among us can truly claim every morning is a good one? I'll stick to just acknowledging the fact that I'm awake, thank you very much!"
3 months ago
Share →: This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

Commentary:
"Who knew adulthood would involve so much effort? I miss the good ol' days of pajamas and cereal for breakfast. Now it's all 'business casual' and 'responsibilities'. Can we just go back to a time when pants were optional?"
3 months ago
Share →: Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.

Commentary:
Ah, the joys of aging gracefully – from eagerly awaiting midnight to grumbling about staying up past the early bird special hour. Who knew that a disrupted sleep routine would become a cause for such commotion? It's like our inner grandparent is giving us a stern lecture on the importance of a good night's sleep. Cheers to trading in late-night revelry for early-bird perks!
3 months ago
Share →: Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

Commentary:
"Life's simple recipe for success: ☕️ Drink coffee to stay awake, 🧠 avoid idiots to stay sane, 📚 read books for wisdom, and then just hit that repeat button! 🔄 Now, who's up for some caffeine-fueled enlightenment and idiot-free adventures?"
4 months ago
Share →: It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

Commentary:
"Confession time: Saying good night but staying up? I'm the real MVP of fake bedtime routines! 🦉🛌 #NightOwlSecrets"
4 months ago
Share →: Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

Commentary:
"Who needs a gym membership when you're getting a daily workout from all those eye rolls? With that kind of exercise regimen, your eyes must be in tip-top shape and ready for the eye-lympics!"
4 months ago
Share →: Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle between an empty pantry and the never-ending need for more eggs and milk! 🛒🥚🥛 It's like a never-ending loop of debating whether to buy snacks or adulting essentials. Who needs a gym when you can just do grocery runs for your daily workout? 💪🏼😂 #TheStruggleIsReal #GroceryStoreLife