19 Funny rude quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the fine art of practicing rudeness! 🙊 It's like a skill that gets better with time, right? 😄 Thank goodness for the patient parents who taught us the etiquette of being impolite! 😆👏"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It’s so rude how many of you have the audacity to be out peopling around whenever I go somewhere.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the nerve of people to be out there peopling while you're trying to avoid them! 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️ Next time, bring along a 'No Peopling Zone' sign 😆 #IntrovertProblems"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

  Commentary:
  "January was like that unexpected guest who overstayed their welcome, and now February is here like 'Surprise, I'm your reward' 🎉🤷‍♂️ Who knew the shortest month could feel so long? 😆 #FebruaryStrikesBack"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Oh, sorry for not sounding the alarm clock! You snooze, you lose, literally! Next time, I'll make sure to add a 'pre-wake-up' notification just for you. 🛌💤"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the audacity! How dare these customers interrupt our juicy gossip sessions at work! 🙄 Clearly, they need to learn to read the room better 😂 Let's make a 'No Customers Allowed During Tea Time' rule, shall we?"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.

  Commentary:
  "Just because I'm serving smiles doesn't mean you're on the VIP list 🤷‍♂️ Being polite is just my default setting, like a fancy robot programmed with manners 😆💁‍♂️ #FriendlinessWithoutFavoritism"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about bad luck! It's like, can't they find a better place to live? 🙄 Maybe they just enjoy your fabulous company too much! 🏡😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of selfies – reality vs. our inflated self-image in our minds! 🤳🤯 Who else relates to that disappointing moment when the camera shows the truth? 📸😂 Remember, it's all about finding that perfect angle and lighting, right? 😜 #SelfieStruggles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Can we normalize arguing with little kids? They’re so rude.

  Commentary:
  "Arguing with little kids is like going toe-to-toe with a tiny tyrant armed with sass and an endless arsenal of 'whys' 😂👧 Let the battle of wits with the pint-sized foes begin!"

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