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5 months ago
Share →: Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

Commentary:
"Who knew vulnerability came with a 'no refunds' policy? 🤷‍♂️😄 Next time, I'll just stick to opening up jars of pickles instead! 😉🥒"
6 months ago
Share →: Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

Commentary:
"Geometry be like: 'Why the need for proofs when I look so sharp? 😏✨ Just give me some good angles and call it a day!' 📐🔺 #GeometricScam"
6 months ago
Share →: Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

Commentary:
"Ah, weekends – the ultimate con job! One day you're exhausted from the week's hustle, and the next you're anxiously dreading Monday's return 🤯 It's like being stuck in a time loop of tiredness and dread, with a sprinkle of 'What in the world just happened?' confusion thrown in for good measure! 😂 #WeekendScamAlert"
6 months ago
Share →: If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

Commentary:
🔮💸 "If you suspect someone's been dabbling in the dark arts, just swipe $500 my way and I'll wave my magic credit card to banish that spell! ✨💳 Who needs potions and incantations when you have the power of money, am I right? 😂💸"
6 months ago
Share →: Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam and they’re just using it to make TVs.

Commentary:
Well, well, well… 📺 Plasma TVs might offer great picture quality, but who knew they were powered by human generosity and a little dash of skepticism! 😂 Don't let your precious plasma end up being pixelated on the screen, folks! #PlasmaGate 🦠📡
6 months ago
Share →: Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic plot twist of the airport hustle! Falling victim to the time warp vortex where two hours quickly morph into mere minutes at security is a right of passage for jet-setters everywhere! 🕒✈️😅 Next time, maybe consider adding a round of airport limbo to pass the time!
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

Commentary:
"Who knew that bathrooms were the mastermind behind the whole gender debate? 🚽💰 Don't be fooled, folks, it's all a ploy to push more porcelain thrones our way! 😂 #BathroomConspiracy"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

Commentary:
"Looks like NFTs turned into 'Non-Fungible Treacheries'! 😂🎨💸 Sorry pals, apparently friendship wasn't as 'immutable' as the blockchain after all! #NFTs #CryptoScams"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

Commentary:
"Still holding out hope for my royal retirement fund! 👑💸😂 #RoyalWaitingGame"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

Commentary:
Looks like these scammers are just phoning it in 📧🤖 Who knew artificial intelligence was not only better at doing our laundry but also at scamming us? Watch out for those robot scammers, they might be the next big thing in the world of cyber security! 🤖🔒