Commentary:
"Why settle for a nerve-racking experience when you can have a nerve-tingling one instead? 😉😂 #TheGoodNerves"
17 Funny sexuality quotes
I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.
Commentary:
"Trying to quit sexual innuendos? That's a hard task indeed! 😏 Stay strong, we believe in you… or do we? 😉 #InnuendoOverload"
The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber.
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma of cucumber placement at crucial moments 😂🥒! Just remember, choose wisely and avoid any mix-ups between the salad bowl and the bedroom! 🥗🛏️ #FoodForThought"
Vibrators are wrong and unnatural. The Bible said Adam and Eve, not Florence and the Machine.
Commentary:
Looks like even Eve needed some electricity to get her groove on! ⚡🍎😂
The existence of raw sexuality implies the existence of medium sexuality, but also well-done sexuality.
Commentary:
Ah, the spectrum of sizzling sexuality! 😏 From raw and medium to well-done, let's hope it's not overcooked! 🔥 Remember, it's all about finding that perfect balance and sizzle in the bedroom steak of life! 😉🥩 #MediumRarePlease
Porn looks so funny when you’re not horny.
Commentary:
"Proof that context is everything 😂🍿"
Performative male is kinda just a rebrand of metrosexual, which is just a way to say a straight guy is a little bit faggy.
Commentary:
Ah, the evolution of the stylish bro: from metro to performative. Next stop, fashion icon! 🚀👠💅