Commentary:
"That kid just invented speed dialing… but in reverse! 😂📞🚀"
17 Funny smartphone quotes
I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.
Commentary:
"I guess it's a tough choice between capturing a perfectly plated avocado toast 🥑📸 or a messy spaghetti-drenched kiddo 🍝👶. One could argue that both are equally photogenic in their own unique ways! 😆📱 #FoodOverKids"
A real smartphone would know when to shut up.
Commentary:
"Imagine a smartphone that not only texts and takes selfies but also has impeccable social cues 😂📱 Seems like the perfect companion for those awkward moments when you just need some peace and quiet!"
It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.
Commentary:
"Thank goodness for the non-smartphone users, ensuring the honking tradition stays alive! 🚦📵 Keep the honk alive, folks! 😂"
I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”
Commentary:
"Sounds like a smartypants-phone to me! 🤓📱 Who needs Siri when you've got couch-side assistance? 🛋️😂"
I hate when the iPhone corrects ‘Omw’ to ‘On my way!’. Man, I am not that excited.
Commentary:
When your iPhone is more optimistic about your social life than you are 😂📱💨
A real smartphone would cut you off.
Commentary:
Guess my phone's waiting for me to finish another season on Netflix before it breaks the news 📱🤓🍿