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Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

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Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Everyone is getting pregnant or married, and I’m back to “What’s your favorite color?“

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist?

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

Smithereens is the worst way to get blown.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.

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Just landed via Snapchat:

Sorry if I seem sad, I got a new long-sleeve shirt for fall, but I haven’t been able to wear it yet because it’s 94°.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

Just landed via Snapchat:

You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

Just shared via Telegram:

This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

Trending via WeChat:

My handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

Trending via Pinterest:

I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

Spotted on Reddit:

They expect me to work at work.

Just shared via Reddit:

I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

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84 shares on Threads this month:

I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found.

39 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

67 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

22 shares on Discord this month:

I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

27 shares on Reddit this month:

Can someone write me a note to get out of being a responsible adult?

57 shares on Pinterest this month:

Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

80 shares on YouTube this month:

My body’s check engine light has been on for years.

61 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Those eyes ain’t gonna roll itself, let me help you.

57 shares on Snapchat this month:

Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

79 shares on Slack this month:

I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.

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18 folks are currently checking 👀

Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

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Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

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Reading a book and coming across a character’s name that you don’t know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Going “Omgg, that’s crazy,” every time my coworkers talk until it’s time to go home.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

He likes when I shakalaka, so, woop, there it is.

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All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.

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I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

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My toxic trait is when I’m bored, I start looking for flights to book.

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I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

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It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

You’d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

Hawk o the mornin tuah

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

The cashier said, “Have a good day,” but she doesn’t mean it.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

My fridge has brought more light into my life than most people.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

The most refreshing way to fight your personal demons is to make demonade.

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Seen just now on Threads:

If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

Making waves on Pinterest:

Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

Just landed via YouTube:

There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Nothing hits harder than opening the fridge for the fifth time, hoping new food magically appeared.

Spotted on TikTok:

“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.

Trending via Instagram:

Ordered a coffee, and the barista said, “Anything else?” and I almost said, “Stability.”

Going viral on Facebook:

My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

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