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Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

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Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses.

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A single garbageman contributes more to society before lunch than every crypto trader and op-ed writer combined does in their lifetime.

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It’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies, like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane.

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When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

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In every imagination I have pictured myself in, I’m never poor.

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After smartphones, we never got pictures of Bigfoot anymore. You know why? That’s right: 5G killed all the Bigfoots.

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I love unfollowing people. You have displeased me for the last time. Leave my sight.

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I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

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I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

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I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

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We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

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Imagine you’re on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you.

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I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

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People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

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Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

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Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

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My daughter says I’m making it up! Do you remember having to carry a quarter for the payphone, just in case?

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I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.

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Sometimes the best thing about my job is that my chair turns.

34 shares on Threads this month:

If I shook my head at every stupid thing I saw, I’d have permanent whiplash.

61 shares on WeChat this month:

I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

16 shares on Instagram this month:

Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

23 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

43 shares on Telegram this month:

Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

36 shares on Reddit this month:

My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

49 shares on Pinterest this month:

Bird flu? Yeah, they’re known to do that.

73 shares on Threads this month:

Is Mercury in reggaeton?

58 shares on Telegram this month:

Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.

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The cinema vibe is my favorite, you literally forget about the world for like 2-3 hours.

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Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental value?

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Has anyone seen my invisibility cloak?

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If all men are the same, why does it take women so long to choose one?

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All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.

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I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

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Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”

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“I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!” -me, politely declining dates.

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Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

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Really miss the drama of being able to angrily shut a flip phone.

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If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want.

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Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

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Psychiatry is crazy because they’re just like… Oh, you’re really depressed? Would being on a pill that makes you fat help?

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My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

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Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

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I just wish I had the confidence of my husband who thinks everything only takes 5 minutes.

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If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive.

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All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

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Don’t invite me if there’s nowhere to sit down.

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Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.

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