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Funny sock quotes
Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?
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Feb 1, 2025
I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.
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Feb 1, 2025
Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.
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Feb 1, 2025
You’re all using your crystals wrong. Put them in a sock and start swinging.
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Feb 1, 2025
She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.
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Jan 27, 2025
Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.
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Jan 26, 2025
“Your sock has a hole in it!” Yeah, no shit, that’s how I get my foot in there.
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Jan 23, 2025
If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.
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Jan 22, 2025
My husband has entered the “fun socks” years.
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Jan 20, 2025
I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
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Jan 20, 2025
