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I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

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I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

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My family was too poor for a gene pool, so we soaked our genes in rye whiskey.

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Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

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After having a week off, my boss returns to work today. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

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When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

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I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

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Therapy isn’t enough. I need to be electrocuted and get my memory erased.

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I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

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Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.