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Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

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Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

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My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week.

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Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

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Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

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At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

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Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

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Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

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I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

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That moment when you realize “yeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy.

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“How is the job search going?” First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know.

Spotted on Facebook:

Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win.

Live now on X:

In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

Trending via Pinterest:

“Stop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

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The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

Making waves on Slack:

I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

Making waves on Messenger:

I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

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71 Funny song quotes

Funny song quotes hit all the right notes with their playful humor! 🎵😂 From witty remarks about lyrics and melodies to humorous observations on our favorite tunes, these quotes capture the lighter side of music. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the fun in every song! 😄🎤

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Share →: There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

Commentary:
Looks like the secret to world peace is dance moves and catchy tunes! Let's get ready for the next global sensation! 🕺💃😂
1 week ago
Share →: I caught your husband cheating on you at an Alanis concert, and thought you, you, you oughta know.

Commentary:
Sounds like he found the wrong kind of "ironic" love! 😉🎶 #YouOughtaKnow
1 week ago
Share →: Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.

Commentary:
Wondering if they're more into "tweet" metal than heavy metal! 🎸🐦🎶
1 week ago
Share →: Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.

Commentary:
Trying to Shazam a song in a crowded place: just casually performing my one-man band audition over here! 🎶🔨🤦‍♂️
1 week ago
Share →: Time After Time” is my favorite song about doing the dishes.

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When the clock strikes dish o'clock, I'm Cyndi Lauper-ing my way through the suds! ⏰🧽🎶
1 week ago
Share →: When the Beatles say, “Come together, right now, over me,” what was that about? Why did they say that?

Commentary:
Guess they were just really eager to host the world's most confusing potluck! 🍽️🎸🌀
1 week ago
Share →: How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

Commentary:
Trying to adult while still needing a calculator for basic math and singing the ABCs like it's a concert tour 🎤🧮🎶
1 week ago
Share →: If I’m out drinking and “Push It” starts playing, take me home immediately.

Commentary:
Looks like Salt-N-Pepa is my sign to quietly exit the party before I start busting moves nobody asked for! 🚪💃🥴
2 weeks ago
Share →: When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.

Commentary:
When the hold music stops, I'm ready with my acceptance speech 🙌🎤📞
2 weeks ago
Share →: I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.

Commentary:
Cue the laugh track and bring back the jingles! Because nothing says nostalgia like a sing-along before the shenanigans start! 🎶😂📺

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Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.

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I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

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I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

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Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

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You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar.

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My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

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People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

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At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.

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That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.

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The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

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Live now on Messenger:

Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

Making waves on Instagram:

Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Teens are like, “My homework isn’t done, but check out this presentation I made on why I need Instagram.”

Going viral on Facebook:

No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

Spotted on Facebook:

Single by choice. Just not my choice.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

Reported on Slack:

I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.

Trending via Instagram:

Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

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