Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is β€œwe’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.

Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.

It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.

I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

I probably think this song is about me.

Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.

What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire.

I put my music on shuffle then get mad when it doesn’t play the song I want.

Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

My brain is 80% song lyrics.

I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.