‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just donโ€™t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

If Spotify has taught me anything, itโ€™s that I donโ€™t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.

A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

My favorite pirate song is โ€œAye of the Tigerโ€

Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.

What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is โ€œweโ€™re tiny, weโ€™re toony, weโ€™re all a little loonyโ€

Babymaking music but itโ€™s the Benny Hill theme song.

Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.

Itโ€™s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. Thatโ€™s what a bird would do!

I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, whatโ€™s your flex?