83 Funny song quotes — Wordgag ツ

I fall in love with a song and play it until I absolutely don’t wanna hear it no more.

2 days ago2 days ago

Liking a song isn’t enough, I need to be able to call the artist and tell them they did a great job.

2 days ago2 days ago

Notice how Lorde has a song called “Tennis Court” and not “Pickleball Court”? Tired of y’all pushing that fake sport.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Driving home, listening to Gangsta’s Paradise, with my hands at 10 and 2.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Rehab is a great place to meet people that like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

A song that hits so hard it makes you want a cigarette.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

My ability to remember song lyrics from the ’90s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the garage.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

My red flag is that I don’t make playlists on Spotify. I just add every song I’ve ever liked to the ‘Liked Songs’ playlist and shuffle that, like an iPod.

1 month ago1 month ago

I swear some songs have background noises of your mum shouting your name from downstairs.

1 month ago1 month ago

Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.

1 month ago1 month ago

We don’t get a song of the summer this year because we were bad.

1 month ago1 month ago

I am listening to Pharrell Williams’ smash hit song “Happy,” and understanding for the first time that it was truly intended to distress.

1 month ago1 month ago

There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

1 month ago1 month ago

I caught your husband cheating on you at an Alanis concert, and thought you, you, you oughta know.

2 months ago2 months ago

Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.

2 months ago2 months ago

Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.

2 months ago2 months ago

“Time After Time” is my favorite song about doing the dishes.

2 months ago1 month ago

When the Beatles say, “Come together, right now, over me,” what was that about? Why did they say that?

2 months ago2 months ago

How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

2 months ago2 months ago

If I’m out drinking and “Push It” starts playing, take me home immediately.

2 months ago2 months ago