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Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

Using Twitter as a semi-vague posting journal for memory purposes.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Making her wear those remote-controlled vibrating panties in public so I can inform her when I’m tired and want to leave the party.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

New cinephile technique “method watching” — when you watch a movie and then act and talk like the main character for 2 months.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?

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Feb 3, 2026

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Broadcasted on Reddit:

I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

Just landed via Discord:

We all need to put the phone down, or it’s over for civilization.

Live now on Pinterest:

wearing no bra and oversized clothes is self-care at its finest

Seen just now on Discord:

Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

Just landed via Twitch:

Every time my neighbors start moaning, I pause my music to rate the performance.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

Going bananas on Instagram:

I made a graph showing my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.

Breaking via TikTok:

Nothing hits harder than opening the fridge for the fifth time, hoping new food magically appeared.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

Just landed via Threads:

We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

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Social Media Stars ⭐

65 shares on LinkedIn this month:

That moment when it’s January in a couple of weeks, and you realize you are still trying to lose weight from last January.

20 shares on X this month:

“You’re not allowed to be grumpy on a Friday, it’s in the fine print somewhere.”

21 shares on Messenger this month:

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Also shame on you. Stop foolin’ me, I am pure.

46 shares on WeChat this month:

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

43 shares on TikTok this month:

Can y’all just post your therapist’s advice in the comments so I don’t have to go?

50 shares on Threads this month:

Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

18 shares on TikTok this month:

If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

10 shares on TikTok this month:

If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

55 shares on Discord this month:

Patience is for beginners. I’d rather freak out straight away!

33 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

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Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

The worst person you know is studying psychology.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m cosplaying as a functional adult again.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Bloopers in movie credits is a lost art form.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Just in case you don’t know, it’s “piqued” your interest, not “peaked”.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

I find it extremely hard to believe that you’re rolling on the floor laughing.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

Hey, people, my age. Remember going into the computer lab at school?

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

Adulting is only fun when you have the funds.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Facebook:

Can we not just call it Zealand now?

Making waves on Pinterest:

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

Going viral on Messenger:

When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

Seen just now on Twitch:

Let’s play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I think the Monday after Sunday should always be a day off.

Trending via Slack:

Facebook is extremely over-engineered for a birthday reminder app.

Live now on Pinterest:

How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

Shared recently on TikTok:

I took my kids to the zoo when they were small, I wonder how they are getting on now.

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