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Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

The first 7 days of the week aren’t for me.

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I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

Responding to all selfies with “this should work.”

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the time I use to angry scream.

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Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

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Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

Just landed via Telegram:

My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

Trending via Messenger:

I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

Trending via WeChat:

I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

Making waves on Messenger:

Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

Just shared via TikTok:

It’s funny how you can annoy unhappy people by remaining calm.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

Just landed via Instagram:

I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

Seen just now on Instagram:

You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

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Share →: Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

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"Well, if it does, I hope the password is 'eternaldamnation123'! 🤣🔥📶"
6 months ago
Share →: Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

Commentary:
"Well, well, well… If you're going to end up in hell, might as well make yourself comfy on a throne, right? 👹🔥 Who knew even the fiery depths could use a touch of royalty! 👑😈 #HellOnThrone"

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Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

My nickname in high school was “who?”

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

Love is in the air fryer.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

Foo fighters still fighting foo.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Telegram:

Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

Just landed via Telegram:

You cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals.

Spotted on Discord:

“What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

Making waves on YouTube:

I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

Just landed via X:

What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.

Just landed via Pinterest:

How does spaghetti know that I’m wearing light-colored clothes?

Live now on Messenger:

“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.

Breaking via Slack:

Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.

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