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Why are plane tickets so expensive? You’re going that way anyway, just give me a ride.

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I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.

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My husband and I were doing yard work, but I started a fight so I could storm off into the air conditioning.

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“Yeah no” is my favorite combo.

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I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met.

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Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

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Babies sighing is so funny to me. My dear, the time to sigh has not come.

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HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

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Somebody needs to get my shit together.

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Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

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Trending via Threads:

If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.

Trending via WeChat:

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself.

Making waves on Facebook:

Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.

Trending via Threads:

One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

Going bananas on WeChat:

How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

Breaking via Telegram:

Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

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Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server? 🤔💻 Next time, skip the waiter and head straight to the tech-savvy server for the real specials! 😉🍔 #TechHumor #DiningDilemmas

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Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

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Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

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If anime hair were real, there would be so much color dysmorphia. Like, imagine getting brown. I would be so pissed.

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I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

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Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

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Boys say that girls are dramatic, but have you ever plucked a man’s eyebrow? They act like they’ve been shot.

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My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

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What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

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It’s all fun and games until it’s 10 p.m., you’re all cozy in bed, and you remember you still have laundry in the washer.

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This site could use some more people who like to argue about literally anything.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Facebook:

If you turn your phone off for 1 day, you’ll realize it’s still 2007 outside.

Making waves on Facebook:

The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up.

Trending via Snapchat:

I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

Making waves on Reddit:

No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

Spotted on YouTube:

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Also shame on you. Stop foolin’ me, I am pure.

Breaking via X:

I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

Trending via Slack:

Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

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