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Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

“I” before “E,” except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from weird, feisty, caffeinated weightlifters.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

Animals are so crazy because, why is your mom only one year older than you?

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

We can’t all be underemployed creatives. Someone in the group chat needs to know what an insurance is.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

People will be like “Nobody cares about your Spotify Wrapped,” and then post a picture of their baby.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Snapchat:

Stupid cow blocking the road. HOW DAIRY!

Just landed via Slack:

I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

Going bananas on Threads:

Referring to normal shoes as non-bowling shoes.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I have a man cold. Goodbye, world. Tell my story.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

“Time After Time” is my favorite song about doing the dishes.

Spotted on X:

No, I am not refreshed from my long weekend. I was reminded that I am not meant to work, but I am trapped in The Machine.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

Going bananas on Messenger:

I’d probably be a very chill werewolf, even during a full moon.

Just shared via Discord:

There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

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96 shares on Twitch this month:

I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

98 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.

60 shares on Pinterest this month:

We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

38 shares on Threads this month:

Threatening my wife with a tariff every time she makes fun of me.

90 shares on TikTok this month:

They monitor me harder than Britney Spears around here.

76 shares on Pinterest this month:

The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

95 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.

98 shares on Telegram this month:

If life was a video game, right now would be the time where I randomly press buttons because I don’t know what to do.

54 shares on Telegram this month:

Sometimes I wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river.

37 shares on Threads this month:

We used to pass notes in class like spies. Folded like origami. Deep like Shakespeare.

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Hot Jokes 💥

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Gonna eat birthday cake all day because it’s someone’s birthday out there, and we’re about to celebrate together, stranger.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

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The best part of Thanksgiving is being with family and friends, and a vast array of pies.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

20 folks are currently checking 👀

If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

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So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

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I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

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17,766

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Updated

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Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

“You’re a cardiologist? Is that like a fancy name for an auto mechanic?”

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

Oops, I accidentally healed too much. I am now uninterested in anyone but mẹ.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

May you heal from that fanfic that never got updated.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on YouTube:

And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

Seen just now on Reddit:

I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Cheating before AI required a level of effort that you ended up learning something by default.

Just landed via Slack:

What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

Going bananas on Threads:

Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Before you send that email, ask yourself: is this a December problem or a January problem?

Going bananas on Threads:

Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

Trending via Pinterest:

You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta.

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