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I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

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I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

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I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

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If you love someone, let them sleep.

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Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

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Eating the sticker on an apple counts as 35% of your daily fiber intake.

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The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

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My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

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I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.

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They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

Just landed via X:

‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

Trending via Messenger:

Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

Breaking via Threads:

Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

Making waves on YouTube:

I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I told ChatGPT about us.

Seen just now on Discord:

Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

Going viral on Discord:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

Just landed via TikTok:

So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

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Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

I got bills. They’re multiplying.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

Don’t study, get slutty!

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

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I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.

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You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

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Reported on WeChat:

Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

Seen just now on Twitch:

I told my GPS I needed direction in life, and now it insists on recalculating every hour.

Just shared via Discord:

If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

Trending via Facebook:

I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

Shared recently on X:

The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

Just landed via Discord:

If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

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