Funny squirrel quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

  Commentary:
  "That's nutty! When even the squirrels start waving tiny fans, you know it's time for some ice cream!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

  Commentary:
  Oh, so you're saying you go into full-on squirrel mode when you develop a crush? Better hide those acorns and chocolates before she catches you! Who knew courtship could be so… nutty?

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive ability to focus and actually complete a task without getting distracted, a rare trait indeed! Let's appreciate those task-finishing unicorns in a world full of multitasking squirrels Keep your eyes on the prize, not on the acorns flying everywhere! "

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  6 months ago

  Share →: In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the autumn acorn dilemma: squirrels meticulously planning for winter while toddlers.. well, toddlers just being toddlers . It's a race against time to see who can stock up first! "

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the relatable struggle of the squirrel diet plan: bulk up before winter! Chubby cheeks are just the fluffy version of a winter bod, am I right, fam? #SquirrelGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the squirrels and rabbits are forming a 'Run Away From Humans' club Don't worry, they'll remember your face too. Just be prepared for some epic stares next time you cross paths! #WildlifeRevenge"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the majestic squirrel, nature's adorable acrobat! One glimpse and suddenly we turn into big mushy balls of 'aww'! Who can resist those bushy tails and their nutty antics? Life's just a little brighter with our furry little friends around! "

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, so that's the real reason why squirrels can't resist those powerlines! Who knew they were secretly charging up for their next high-voltage adventure! #SquirrelSecrets"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, absolutely! The sheer level of squirreliness is simply off the acorn charts! Just when you think they've reached peak squirreliness, they go and surprise you with even more antics. It's like they have a dedicated Squirrel Olympics for being, well, squirrely! "

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  6 months ago

  Share →: On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

  Commentary:
  "Presenting: the ultimate master of composure, with a side of internal chaos! Stay calm on the outside, let the squirrels do the sprinting inside! #CucumberCool #SquirrelInTraffic"

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