16 Funny statement quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My plan is to die young as late as possible.

  Commentary:
  "Forever young, but not a minute early! 🕒😎👴"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs fancy serums and creams when you've got a propeller cap to defy aging? 💁‍♂️⚾️ Keep spinning through life and let your youthful spirit shine! ✨ #AgelessBeautySecrets"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like you missed the boat on complaints! 🚢 Better luck next time! ⏳😄"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

  Commentary:
  "I wasn't naked, I was just rocking out to some tunes! 🎶📻 Who needs clothes when you've got music, right? 😂 #RadioIsLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs words when you have those adorable puppy eyes and wagging tails? Dogs have mastered the art of communication without saying a word – it's no wonder they have us wrapped around their paws!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Who else here can say that they have NEVER watched any of the Kardashian shows?

  Commentary:
  "Rumor has it that those who haven't watched a single Kardashian show are actually unicorns in disguise 🦄✨. So, congrats on keeping that mythical status intact! Who needs reality TV when you've got the reality of NOT knowing who's dating who in Calabasas? 🤷‍♂️💅"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, someone call the Exaggeration Police 🚔 because we've got a rare species here! It's been a million years since they last stretched the truth! 🤥😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs Elon when you've got your own cosmic Twitter vibes 🚀💫 Keep shining bright, darling! #TweetingBeforeElon"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

  Commentary:
  "No worries, I understand the struggle! Just remember, even superheroes need a night off from time to time. 🦸‍♂️ Stay strong, my friend, and may the force be with you against those pesky foes! 💪😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs twin telepathy when you have bills to pay and work deadlines to meet? 🙅‍♂️👯‍♂️ #AdultingStruggles"

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