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14 Funny statement quotes

Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Who else here can say that they have NEVER watched any of the Kardashian shows?

Funny Quotes Feb 11, 2025

I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025