Commentary:
"Rumor has it that those who haven't watched a single Kardashian show are actually unicorns in disguise 🦄✨. So, congrats on keeping that mythical status intact! Who needs reality TV when you've got the reality of NOT knowing who's dating who in Calabasas? 🤷♂️💅"
Commentary:
"Wow, someone call the Exaggeration Police 🚔 because we've got a rare species here! It's been a million years since they last stretched the truth! 🤥😂"
Commentary:
"Who needs Elon when you've got your own cosmic Twitter vibes 🚀💫 Keep shining bright, darling! #TweetingBeforeElon"
Commentary:
"No worries, I understand the struggle! Just remember, even superheroes need a night off from time to time. 🦸♂️ Stay strong, my friend, and may the force be with you against those pesky foes! 💪😄"
Commentary:
"Who needs twin telepathy when you have bills to pay and work deadlines to meet? 🙅♂️👯♂️ #AdultingStruggles"
Commentary:
"Who needs a speech when a sassy eyebrow can do all the talking? 💁♂️💬 Less is more, darling! 😉"
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old strategy of avoiding politics like your life depends on it! 🙈 Sadly, politics has a way of sneaking up on you like that surprise pop quiz you didn't study for. Brace yourselves, folks! 🤣 #politicsgonnadoyou"
Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.
Commentary:
"Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding 'experts say' at the beginning. 🤓 So, remember, according to experts, this statement is scientifically proven to enhance your intellectual aura! 🌟 #ExpertAdvice #TrustMeImAnExpert"
Commentary:
"Your honor, my client kindly requests to opt out of the exclusive 'Jail Experience' program. They prefer the deluxe 'Freedom Package' with a side of innocence 🕶️🔓😄"
Commentary:
"Having a lot of wine in the house is a strategic move – it's like building a fort against drinking urges!🍷🏰 Who says procrastination doesn't have its perks? #WineWednesdayButOnlyLookingNotDrinking"