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Funny statement quotes are the perfect way to sprinkle some laughter into your day πŸ˜‚βœ¨ Whether you need a witty comeback or just a clever line to brighten your feed, these gems never fail to deliver chuckles and good vibes πŸ˜œπŸ’¬ Get ready to share smiles and spark conversations with words that pack a punch of humor and personality! 😎πŸ”₯

I love when people find out I meant every word I said.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

My plan is to die young as late as possible.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

Posted onMar 18, 2025Mar 18, 2025

It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

Who else here can say that they have NEVER watched any of the Kardashian shows?

Posted onFeb 11, 2025Feb 11, 2025

I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

Posted onJan 24, 2025

β€œI don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

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