Funny statement quotes

Funny Quotes About "statement"

• 1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
• 2. "If statements could make you rich, I'd be a billionaire."
• 3. "My favorite exercise is making a bold statement and then running away."
• 4. "I like my statements like I like my coffee: bold and open to interpretation."
• 5. "I have a statement for every occasion, except when I'm speechless."
• 6. "I thought about making a bold statement, but then I decided to take a nap instead."
• 7. "I have two moods: making bold statements and regretting making bold statements."
• 8. "My favorite part of a statement is the dramatic pause that follows."
• 9. "My doctor told me I have a statement deficiency. I replied with a blank stare."
• 10. "I'm not drunk, officer. I'm just making a bold statement with my speech."
• 11. "Confidence is key, especially when making wildly inaccurate statements."
• 12. "I'm like a statement ninja - I strike when you least expect it."
• 13. "I tried making a concise statement once. It was a disaster. Now I only make rambling speeches."
• 14. "I believe in making statements that make people scratch their heads and then laugh."
• 15. "I'm a walking statement factory, churning out bold claims left and right."
• 16. "My favorite hobby is making ambiguous statements and watching people try to decode them."
• 17. "If making bold statements was an Olympic sport, I'd be a gold medalist."
• 18. "I make statements like a boss, but then quickly backtrack like an intern."
• 19. "I never make mistakes, just unintentional statements that are misunderstood."
• 20. "I'm not afraid of commitment, just of making a definitive statement."