11 Funny stereotype quotes

Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

That one British friend that’s too bloke.

That one British friend that’s too bloke.

Funny Quotes Feb 5, 2025

The word "ugly" cannot be used on women, I'm sorry. Women just can't be ugly, that's a boy thing.

The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Walking into someone's house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: "Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!"

Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025