18 Funny stereotype quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: 38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

  Commentary:
  Dad time management: mastering the art of "sit and wait" since the beginning of time ⏱️😂🚗👨‍👧‍👦

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Most men don’t actually want to do things; they just want to talk about doing them.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the professional benchwarmers of life! 🛋️🙄 Why do when you can discuss?"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs stairs when you can make a stylish escape? ☂️🇬🇧 Remember, gravity’s just a suggestion! 😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Men be like, “But I’m different.” Yeah, a different type of disappointment.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the rare and elusive 'Limited Edition Disappointment' 🦄🙄 #Collector'sItem"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

  Commentary:
  "Maybe they're just 'resting their eyes' until the next nap adventure! 😴😂 #SleepDenial"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond.

  Commentary:
  🕵️‍♂️🍔🕶️ "Move over, sleek and suave Bond, it's time for the charmingly hefty agent to save the day! Who needs a martini when you can have a milkshake shaken, not stirred? 🍹💪 #LicenseToChill"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

  Commentary:
  Oh, to live the carefree life of a girl, where tears flow like a never-ending river and the art of multitasking texting multiple guys is a well-practiced skill. 🙄💅 Maybe we should all take a page out of this playbook and make life a little more dramatic and chaotic! 😂 #GirlPower

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

  Commentary:
  "Well, nothing says 'Texas charm' quite like a warm slice of toast with a side of chainsaw massacres. Just make sure to butter your bread before revving up that chainsaw!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

  Commentary:
  "Tech bros: boldly going where no logic has gone before! 🚀💻 #ConfidentlyIncorrect"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

  Commentary:
  "Handle spaghetti with care – you never know how many Nonnas out there are silently gasping! 🍝⚡😂 #FoodieFauxPas"

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