35 Funny stereotype quotes — Wordgag ツ

Performative male is kinda just a rebrand of metrosexual, which is just a way to say a straight guy is a little bit faggy.

4 days ago4 days ago

Asked a German woman why Germany produced so many legendary physicists / mathematicians, and her response was basically, “Have you considered educating people who aren’t rich?”

5 days ago5 days ago

Getting into male-dominated fields like falling asleep on the couch.

1 week ago1 week ago

Men can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It’s called being a man.

1 week ago1 week ago

My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical.

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Ask a man what a good woman is, and watch him describe a slave.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

“Gen Z is having less sex.” It’s always sex, sex, sex with these people.

1 month ago1 month ago

Asian parents give you unmoanable names so you can focus on your studies.

2 months ago2 months ago

She was unique, like a millennial that could drive a stick shift.

2 months ago2 months ago

When something Asian becomes popular enough, it becomes Mexican.

2 months ago2 months ago

As a man, it’s my job to mistake kindness for flirting.

2 months ago2 months ago

White guys have a slur for other white guys they don’t respect, it’s called ‘buddy.’

2 months ago2 months ago

There is nothing worse in life than calling customer service and hearing an Indian accent.

2 months ago2 months ago

If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.

2 months ago2 months ago

Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.

2 months ago2 months ago

It’s jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland?

2 months ago2 months ago

“You’re always sleeping,” God forbid a woman wants to be unconscious.

2 months ago2 months ago

38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

2 months ago2 months ago

Most men don’t actually want to do things; they just want to talk about doing them.

2 months ago2 months ago

British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

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