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62 Funny summer quotes

Funny summer quotes bring a playful twist to the joys and quirks of the sunny season! ☀️😂 From amusing takes on beach trips and sunburns to witty observations about summer fun, these quotes capture the lighter side of summer days. Enjoy a laugh and soak up the seasonal humor! 😄🌴

1 week ago
View →: Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.
1 week ago
View →: I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.
2 weeks ago
View →: Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.
2 weeks ago
View →: I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.
3 weeks ago
View →: Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.
3 weeks ago
View →: Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.
4 weeks ago
View →: It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.
4 weeks ago
View →: Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.
4 weeks ago
View →: It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.
4 weeks ago
View →: It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.
4 weeks ago
View →: Might quit my job to focus on summer.
1 month ago
View →: Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.
1 month ago
View →: My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.
2 months ago
View →: Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.
3 months ago
View →: Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.
3 months ago
View →: Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.
3 months ago
View →: Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.
3 months ago
View →: Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.
3 months ago
View →: Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.
4 months ago
View →: I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.
5 months ago
View →: Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.
5 months ago
View →: Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.
5 months ago
View →: Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.
5 months ago
View →: Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.
5 months ago
View →: It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.
5 months ago
View →: Autumn is when men run around like it’s summer and women like it’s winter.
5 months ago
View →: My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.
5 months ago
View →: No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.
5 months ago
View →: I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.
5 months ago
View →: Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

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