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Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

I’ve heard that people who don’t have Facebook use their free time to lie naked on top of each other. Ew, imagine that.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I didn’t want to go to work tomorrow morning.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

Unlocking new levels of iron deficiency.

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Making waves on Slack:

Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

Just landed via Slack:

You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

Just landed via Twitch:

I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today.

Shared recently on X:

“You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

Breaking via Threads:

Super excited about a brand new day of ignoring my problems.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago, and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

Making waves on Twitch:

When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

Going viral on YouTube:

I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way.

Seen just now on Twitch:

You know who else works in mysterious ways? Me.

Going viral on Instagram:

Nothing like a meteor shower to remind you that burning out can still be breathtaking.

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85 shares on Reddit this month:

Hired a financial advisor, and his first piece of advice was that I don’t make nearly enough money to justify paying a financial advisor.

65 shares on TikTok this month:

The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

34 shares on Threads this month:

HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”

84 shares on Threads this month:

If I were a higher power, and people were doing evil in my name, I’d probably stop it … but that’s just me.

85 shares on Discord this month:

Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.

62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Men will ask you zero questions about yourself, and then say they never met anybody like you.

27 shares on Telegram this month:

A pet resting their little paw on you is a sign of respect in their culture.

23 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If I was God, I would’ve equipped women with venom glands.

20 shares on Twitch this month:

If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.

98 shares on Pinterest this month:

The ultimate student paradox: skipping class to avoid stress, only to stress about skipping class!

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The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

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Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

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I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

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No email needs to tell me not to reply.

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My problem is I buy outfits I don’t have shoes for and shoes I don’t have outfits for.

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God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

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Stretching isn’t enough. I need to be able to disassemble my body like Legos.

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Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

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I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

Introverts be like “I know a place”, then go home.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

Apple’s secret growth engine: vibe coders paying the $99 Apple Developer Program fee.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

My motivation and me: It’s complicated.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Instagram:

It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil.

Seen just now on Discord:

An escape room, but it’s just your thoughts. Good luck.

Just shared via Instagram:

Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

Just landed via Reddit:

Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always known I wanted to be a woman with a lot of money when I grew up.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

The lioness does not concern herself with the pile of clothes she moves between bed and chair every day.

Spotted on Reddit:

Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil, but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.

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