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Funny summer quotes

Jun 12
Share →: How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.
Jun 12
Share →: Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.
May 11
Share →: Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.
May 10
Share →: Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”
May 6
Share →: Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.
Oct 3
Share →: My summer body has been pending for about ten years.
Sep 30
Share →: Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.
Sep 23
Share →: Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.
Sep 22
Share →: Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?
Sep 22
Share →: My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home.