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Embracing winter with open arms and closed doors! โ๏ธ๐ก๐
98 Funny summer quotes
When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.
My future husband is probably enjoying a nice summer with his first wifeโฆ but the seeds of discontent are there.
I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.
I could own a thousand summer dresses, and it still wouldn’t be enough.
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Itโs easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer โ and keep me warm in winter.
I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.
Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.
I’d enjoy summer a lot more if someone came by hourly and misted me like produce.
