Funny summer quotes

Funny summer quotes bring a playful twist to the joys and quirks of the sunny season! ☀️😂 From amusing takes on beach trips and sunburns to witty observations about summer fun, these quotes capture the lighter side of summer days. Enjoy a laugh and soak up the seasonal humor! 😄🌴

My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

Funny Quotes August 27, 2024

I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

Funny Quotes August 16, 2024

Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

Funny Quotes July 30, 2024

I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

Funny Quotes July 29, 2024

Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

Funny Quotes July 26, 2024

This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

Funny Quotes July 1, 2024

It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

Funny Quotes June 30, 2024

Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

Funny Quotes June 19, 2024

We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

Funny Quotes June 19, 2024

Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

Funny Quotes June 18, 2024

How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

Funny Quotes June 12, 2024

Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

Funny Quotes June 12, 2024

With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

Funny Quotes May 25, 2024

Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

Funny Quotes May 11, 2024

Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

Funny Quotes May 10, 2024

Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

Funny Quotes May 6, 2024

My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

Funny Quotes October 3, 2023

Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.

Funny Quotes September 30, 2023

Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

Funny Quotes September 23, 2023

Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023