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49 Funny summer quotes

Funny summer quotes bring a playful twist to the joys and quirks of the sunny season! β˜€οΈπŸ˜‚ From amusing takes on beach trips and sunburns to witty observations about summer fun, these quotes capture the lighter side of summer days. Enjoy a laugh and soak up the seasonal humor! πŸ˜„πŸŒ΄

Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

3 weeks ago

Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

1 month ago

Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

1 month ago

Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.

1 month ago

Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

1 month ago

Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

2 months ago

I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

2 months ago

Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

3 months ago

Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

3 months ago

Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

3 months ago

Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

3 months ago

It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.

3 months ago

Autumn is when men run around like it’s summer and women like it’s winter.

3 months ago

My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

3 months ago

No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.

3 months ago

I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

3 months ago

Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

3 months ago

I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

3 months ago

Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

3 months ago

I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

3 months ago

It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

3 months ago

β€œIt’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit.

3 months ago

This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

3 months ago

It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

3 months ago

I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.

3 months ago

It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

3 months ago

I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

3 months ago

Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

3 months ago

We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

3 months ago

Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

3 months ago