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Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

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What, and I cannot stress this enough, day is it.

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Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.

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I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

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My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

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Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.

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It took me 5 minutes to do something I’ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.

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ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

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Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

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Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

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Spotted on Slack:

I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid.

Spotted on Discord:

Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!

Spotted on WhatsApp:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

Spotted on Discord:

For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.

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Expecting your first baby’s exciting, but have you ever ordered a new coffee machine?

Trending via WhatsApp:

I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.

Just shared via YouTube:

I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

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65 Funny summer quotes

Funny summer quotes bring a playful twist to the joys and quirks of the sunny season! ☀️😂 From amusing takes on beach trips and sunburns to witty observations about summer fun, these quotes capture the lighter side of summer days. Enjoy a laugh and soak up the seasonal humor! 😄🌴

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1 week ago
Share →: My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting.

Commentary:
Guess my plans! 😂💡🌴 #WinterBodyGlowUp
1 week ago
Share →: “But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

Commentary:
"Spilled my drink? 'But it's summer! 😅🍹' Lost an argument? 'But it's summer! 🤷‍♂️☀️' Tripped over my own feet? You guessed it… 'But it's summer! 🕶️👟'"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

Commentary:
"Who knew shade and proximity could be the secret to midlife bliss? 🏆🚗🌳 #GoldMedalParking"
1 month ago
Share →: Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

Commentary:
"Me imagining a sunset in Paris, while my wallet is packing marshmallows for a tent adventure 😂🏕️💸"
1 month ago
Share →: I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

Commentary:
"I miss the days when TV seasons were longer than my to-do list! 📺😅 #BingeWorthy #WhereDidItAllGo"
1 month ago
Share →: Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

Commentary:
"Ready for summer! Just add sweat and you've got a complete transformation! 😅💦🍹"
1 month ago
Share →: I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

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Commentary:
"Finally, a summer fitness plan that matches my energy level! 🗣️😂🌞"
2 months ago
Share →: Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

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Commentary:
"Spuds and giggles! Who needs a beach bod when you can embody the wisdom of a well-traveled tater? 😂🥔✨"
2 months ago
Share →: Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

Commentary:
"When life gives you lemons, just make sure they aren't floating in someone else's pool drink! 🍺😆🤰 #PoolsidePerks"
2 months ago
Share →: It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

Commentary:
"Channeling my inner supermodel because clearly, the camera needs its daily dose of fabulosity! 😂📸☀️ #PosingPro"

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Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

How do I un-know people?

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

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You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.

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Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

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The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

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Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

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There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.

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For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there.

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Trending via Threads:

Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

Freshly posted on X:

My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

Just landed via Messenger:

Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Our pronunciation of the word “colonel” does feel like group psychosis.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

Live now on LinkedIn:

According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

Shared recently on Discord:

My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

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