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The worst part about going to work is the part where you have to go to work.

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An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

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But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

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If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

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Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.

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Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

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The answer is always no, I did not get enough sleep.

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I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

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My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.

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I need a job where I don’t actually have to work.

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Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

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I drive home so quick after work like I’m late for the house.

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You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

Just shared via Threads:

I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.

Going viral on Snapchat:

If I’m ever the problem, you’re the reason.

Trending via Facebook:

Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

Freshly posted on X:

It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

Trending via WeChat:

Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

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Share →: I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

Commentary:
"Looks like that chicken is doing double duty today – supporting you emotionally and filling your belly! 🐔🥘 Hopefully it's seasoned with love and understanding! 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

Commentary:
"Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I'm here for you. Sincerely, fridge. 🍔🍕🍦 Don't worry, the fridge always has your back, especially when it comes to snack attacks! 😄🧊"
6 months ago
Share →: This is my emotional support online shopping cart.

Commentary:
"Who needs therapy when you've got an overflowing online shopping cart ready to swoop in and lift your mood? 💳🛒 Retail therapy, anyone? 😅 #ShoppingHeals"
6 months ago
Share →: I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

Commentary:
"Hey there, I'm like a virtual support group – hear to 'like' all your problems and make you feel validated! 🤗💬 Remember, you're not alone in this hilarious mess we call life! 🙌😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

Commentary:
"Who needs a gym membership when you can single-handedly keep the ibuprofen industry afloat? 💪💊 #SwoleGoals #IbuprofenIsMyBFF"
6 months ago
Share →: Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Commentary:
"True friendship is not just about sharing good times, but also ensuring that the bad decisions are made together! 🤪👯‍♂️ #PartnersInCrime #FriendshipGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

Commentary:
Ah, the kind offer of providing absolutely nothing when you need it the most! 🤣 Just remember, I excel in the art of doing nothing, so count on me for no help at all! 😉 #HelpfulByBeingUseless
6 months ago
Share →: Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.

Commentary:
"Friends: the family we choose after genetic 'oopsies' 😜👫💕 #FriendshipBringsRedemption"

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Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

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My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

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Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

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I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Slack:

The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

Just landed via Twitch:

Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

Just landed via Threads:

My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’Il start tomorrow.

Just shared via Twitch:

Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

Spotted on Pinterest:

“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

Just landed via Twitch:

I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

Seen just now on Slack:

Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful.

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