Funny tail quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.

  Commentary:
  "At least you're keeping the dance floor entertained and the cardio going! 🕺😂🐶🔄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like your spirit animal is having an existential crisis 🌀🐾 Maybe it’s a metaphor for the constant cycle of chasing our own desires in life…or maybe it just really loves belly rubs 😂🐶"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.

  Commentary:
  "Can you imagine the surprise on their face? 😱 Talk about a feathered heart-stopper! 🦚💥 #peacockproblems"

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