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Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

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The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

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Sometimes I read a text and think, “What a psycho.” And then I press send.

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I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

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I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

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Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

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Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

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Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

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Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.

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Girls love a gay best friend until he turns 35 and asks to borrow your womb.

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I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

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The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

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I will never stop being a quitter!

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Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

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I have an addiction to pattern recognition.

Live now on X:

If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren.

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I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

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God: “You can’t just say ‘Goddammit!’ and expect Me to damn it. There’s a procedure. File the paperwork.”

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Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

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If someone steals your joke, you have to file a LOLsuit.

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I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

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You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?

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Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

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I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

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I’m only here to test your patience, but like, in a sexy way.

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Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

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Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

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My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

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Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.

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Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

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Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

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Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I’m at a concert.

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Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

Live now on Telegram:

Nothing you want to do has a timeline.

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I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

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I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.

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Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

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I always set two alarms, one for “Good Intentions Me” and one for “The Real Me”

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I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

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If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

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