Funny tanning quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.
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  4 months ago

  View →: They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

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