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Funny tanning quotes

Funny tanning quotes β˜€οΈπŸ˜Ž are the perfect way to brighten your day while you soak up those rays! Whether you’re a sun worshipper or a beach bum, these witty sayings add a splash of humor to your glow-up routine 🌴🌞. Ready to laugh through your next tan session? Get comfy, grab your sunnies, and let the good vibes shine! πŸŒΊπŸ•ΆοΈ

Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

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