Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

Commentary:
"Looks like even the Son of God can't escape the embarrassment of his browsing habits! 😅💻🙈 No wonder he needed a miracle to rise again! #ClearYourHistoryJesus"

Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

Commentary:
Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server? 🤔💻 Next time, skip the waiter and head straight to the tech-savvy server for the real specials! 😉🍔 #TechHumor #DiningDilemmas

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

Commentary:
Trying to debug your code feels like trying to solve a mystery where you're the culprit who left a trail of breadcrumbs – and those breadcrumbs happen to be a bit clueless! 🕵️‍♂️🔍 Who knew being an investigator and a suspect at the same time could be so entertaining and frustrating? #ProgrammerLife

Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's trying to reboot their diet by using the ultimate key combination – Ctrl Alt Delete my fat! If only it were that easy to reset our bodies like a computer system. Perhaps a healthy dose of Ctrl+C for copying gym routines and Ctrl+V for pasting salads into our daily meals might help too!"

Website: We use cookies to improve our performance. Me: Same!

Website: We use cookies to improve our performance. Me: Same!

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'I also perform better with cookies' response – a true testament to the power of sweet treats in boosting performance, both online and off! Who knew that the key to success lay in a delicious batch of cookies? 🍪💻"

No email needs to tell me not to reply.

No email needs to tell me not to reply.

Commentary:
"Receiving an email telling you not to reply is like getting a warning label on a toaster that says 'Do not use underwater.' Thanks for the tip, Captain Obvious!"