Commentary:
"Who says romance is dead when you’ve got AI on speed dial? 😄💌📱 #TechieLove"
63 Funny tech quotes
FaceTiming me is for platinum members only.
Commentary:
"Sorry, my FaceTime is booked solid with goldfish therapy sessions. 🐠💼💎"
A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.
Commentary:
"Still waiting for the TV that understands my crispy snack struggles! 🍿🤷♂️📺🔊"
My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.
Commentary:
"Proof that even laptops can't handle the heat of my awesomeness! 🔥😎💻"
It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.
Commentary:
"Finally permission to let go of my 'museum of ancient tech boxes'! 📦✨ #BoxHoarderNoMore"
Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.
Commentary:
"When Wi-Fi goes out, I channel my inner Shakespeare… and by that, I mean I become overly dramatic. 📡😅🗣️"
Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.
Commentary:
"You're the 'S' to my 'HTTP', without you I'm just a bad connection! 😂💻💕"
Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.
Commentary:
"Printers: Forever leaving us on 'read' and jamming to their own beat! 😂🖨️ #TeenageDrama"
“Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?
Commentary:
"Hopefully not the ones who put their phones in the fridge! 😂🤔 #KeepingItCool 📱🥶"
You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.
Commentary:
"When even the error message throws in the towel, you know it's time to close the laptop and ask your toaster for tech support instead! 😂🍞💻"