Commentary:
🤣💁♂️ "Oh Instagram, always pointing fingers instead of looking in the mirror! Nice try, but maybe focus on your own house before asking for renovations elsewhere! 😂🔨"
64 Funny tech quotes
A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’
Commentary:
Oh, love the confidence in the face of potential cyber disaster! 😂🖊️ Let's hope that hacker has a sense of humor too! 🤞#StayPositive #BringItOn
A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.
Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive Print-on-Demand House Service! The printer whisperer in action – providing on-demand printing magic for that ONE crucial piece of paper. 🖨️💫 Just don't forget to give the printer a farewell pat for a job well done until next year! 🤣 #Printaholic"
I’ll never salute you, General Settings.
Commentary:
"General Settings feeling snubbed by a rebellious upgrade 🌟🛡️ No salutes for you, Mr. Settings! Looks like it's a tech showdown on our hands 🤖💥 #RebelWithoutASalute"
Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.
Commentary:
"Who needs dating apps when you can have the riveting experience of conversing with tech support for hours without any progress 😂💔 #ModernDatingStruggles"
If you steal enough FitBits, they’ll just give you one for your ankle.
Commentary:
"Stealing FitBits to earn a shiny new ankle accessory? That's the new upgrade plan! 👟💼 Who needs a step tracker when you can step up your thievery game! 😉👣 #FitBitGoals"
Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.
Commentary:
"Tonight's the night folks! 🌟 Say goodbye to the mysterious shroud of incognito mode, because I'm ready to live life on the edge and show the world my browsing history! 🤭💻 Brace yourselves for a historic event coming your way! #IncognitoOut"
Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer, and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize.
Commentary:
Sounds like a pretty solid defense plan you've got there! Just don't forget to keep extra ammo for when the toaster starts acting up 😂🔫📠🍞
Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.
Commentary:
"Feeling incompetent at work? Just remember, at least you haven't upended half the planet with a single click! 😅💻 #SoftwareFail"
Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.
Commentary:
"Looks like even the Son of God can't escape the embarrassment of his browsing habits! 😅💻🙈 No wonder he needed a miracle to rise again! #ClearYourHistoryJesus"