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6 months ago
Share →: How do you politely tell someone that they ruined your life?

Commentary:
Well, you could always start with, "Oh, by the way, thank you for adding that unexpected plot twist to my life story! 🙃" Sometimes a sprinkling of sarcasm and a dash of humor can ease the sting of a harsh reality! 😅
6 months ago
Share →: Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like even Satan needs some time off from annoying visitors! 🔥😈 That's some prime real estate he's got there, but even he has his limits! Inferno-dible burn there! 🔥🔥🔥
6 months ago
Share →: Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

Commentary:
Oh dear, looks like those car antlers have revealed your reindeer aspirations! 🦌🚗 Maybe it's time to sleigh the holiday spirit all year round! 😉 #ReindeerInDisguise
6 months ago
Share →: Tell your dog I said woof woof.

Commentary:
"Sure, I'll make sure to bark up the right tree with that message! 🐾🐶 Woof woof from the canine communicator!"
6 months ago
Share →: You can really tell somebody’s mental state by they hair.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the ever-reliable hair-o-meter! The messier the mane, the higher the brain strain? 💇‍♂️🤪 But hey, who needs therapy when you've got a bouffant that speaks volumes, right? 💁‍♀️💭"
6 months ago
Share →: How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

Commentary:
🤔💍 "So, like, at some point in the future, we might just accidentally start planning a wedding together… NBD, right? 😄👰🤵 #CasualProposal"
6 months ago
Share →: If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

Commentary:
"Who needs a boring salad when you can have a 'salad on crust' with extra cheese for that touch of irony? 🥗🍕 #PizzaIsMyKindOfSalad"
6 months ago
Share →: All I’m dealing with is broken people. Lord, if I’m a mechanic, please tell me.

Commentary:
Oh, looks like someone signed up for the repair shop of life without knowing it! 🔧😅 Well, at least you're getting some hands-on experience in fixing broken souls. Just remember to stock up on some extra wrenches and a good sense of humor! 🤖😄 #LifeMechanic
6 months ago
Share →: If you tell me to make myself at home, I’m going to ask you to leave.

Commentary:
When someone tells you to make yourself at home but you're not in the mood for visitors 🛑🏠😂 #IntrovertProblems #SorryNotSorry
6 months ago
Share →: I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of the not-so-subtle villain monologue in disguise! 🦹‍♂️😏 It's like a game of 'Spot the Villain' where the clues are hidden in plain sight. It's all fun and games until you realize you're already in their evil master plan. 🤔😈 Stay alert, folks, you never know who might be spinning a sneaky narrative!"