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Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

3 months ago

Аbsolutely crazy to thіnk that Leonardo DіCaprіo’s future gіrlfrіend іs currently nervous for her fіrst day of kіndergarten.

3 months ago

Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

3 months ago

Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

3 months ago

You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

3 months ago