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5 months ago
Share →: I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

Commentary:
"Looks like this meteor needs to learn some manners and stop crashing your sunshine party! 🌞🌠 Better grab some galactic sunglasses for this drama!"
5 months ago
Share →: I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of sending mixed signals without realizing it… Just like trying to order a pizza with a salad menu! 🍕🥗 Maybe it's time to send a memo to your brain to streamline the communication process! 😉 #LostInTranslation"
5 months ago
Share →: 80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of jacket-wearing dilemmas – to jacket or not to jacket, that is the question! 🤔💁‍♂️ Let's just hope your jacket decisions are more decisive than your life choices! 😂🧥 #JacketLife"
5 months ago
Share →: I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

Commentary:
"Well, looks like someone misunderstood the concept of 'playtime'… Maybe they were picturing a very different kind of toy 😉 Pro tip: always clarify expectations before expecting a game night! 🎲🧩🎮"
6 months ago
Share →: My brain is 80% song lyrics.

Commentary:
"Looks like my brain is stuck on the 'repeat' setting! 🎵🔄 Can someone please pass me the mental DJ to switch up the playlist? #EarwormParty"
6 months ago
Share →: My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

Commentary:
"Whoever thought a two-day weekend was enough clearly missed the memo on the infinite possibilities of naps and Netflix binges 🛌📺 Don't worry, we've got your back – let's start a petition for a seven-day weekend! 🙌😂"
6 months ago
Share →: I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old wisdom of money… always a hot topic! 💰💸 It seems some things never change, just like the eternal battle between wanting to save money and wanting to spend it all in one go! 😅💸 #MoneyTalks"
6 months ago
Share →: Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

Commentary:
"Being right is its own reward, but having the satisfaction of proving the doubters wrong is just the cherry on top! 🍒💪 #CrazyGenius"
6 months ago
Share →: At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

Commentary:
"Trying to navigate through the day like a pro at the 'Inappropriate Thoughts Olympics' 🏅. Who knew that suppressing 80% of your inner comedian would be considered a full-time job? 😂 #KeepingItPG #MasterOfRestraint"
6 months ago
Share →: You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the daily struggle of adulting summed up perfectly! 😂 Embrace the cycle of looking forward to sleep while trying to stay awake during the day 🌛💤 #adultingwoes"