Funny turtle quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we've found the eco-friendly solution to saving our oceans! Who knew turtles could have a plastic makeover? 🐢🌊 Let's just hope they don't mistake a plastic straw for a snack! 😜🥤 #RecycleAndRoll"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to get off the floor after a workout be like 🐢💪 Just trying to avoid the struggle and embrace the grace 😅 #TurtleMoves"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the timeless wisdom of the Ninja Turtles and Garfield 🐢🍕🐱🍝 Who needs zoology when pop culture teaches us everything we need to know about animals and their favorite foods? Maybe next we'll discover that unicorns have a sweet tooth for cotton candy 😉🦄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the key to a long life is just taking it slow and steady like a turtle 🐢 Who knew that doing nothing could be so beneficial?! Meanwhile, us humans are constantly running like dogs 🐕 and only living for a fraction of the time. Maybe it's time for us to embrace our inner turtle and chill out more! 🐢🏃‍♂️ #SlowAndSteadyWinsTheRace"

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