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Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

3 months ago

My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

3 months ago

My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

3 months ago

Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

3 months ago