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My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

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Not my room, not my elephant.

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I wish berries were the size of apples. Just imagine for a second.

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Psychiatry is crazy because they’re just like… Oh, you’re really depressed? Would being on a pill that makes you fat help?

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All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

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Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

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My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

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Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

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Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

Making waves on Instagram:

Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

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No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

Just shared via Discord:

Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.

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Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty.

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I don’t always whoop, but when I do, there it is.

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Funny ward quotes bring a burst of laughter to the everyday hustle of hospital life 🏥😂. Whether you’re a nurse, doctor, or patient, these witty lines lighten the mood and turn stressful shifts into moments of joy 🌟💉. Ready to brighten your day with some clever humor? Let’s dive into the funniest sayings that keep ward vibes uplifting and smiles wide! 😄✨

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Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

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Updated

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Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

“I’m giving my daughter a male name, ain’t nobody cracking an Abdul.”

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Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

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No more learning experiences, please, God. I am smart enough.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

Chill, folks, it’s just a simulation.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

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Broadcasted on Slack:

The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

Shared recently on Facebook:

Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Dating me is super easy. I text you at 8; you reply at 8:00:01.

Just landed via YouTube:

My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Beginning my getting out of bed journey this morning.

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Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

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