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85 Funny welcome quotes

Funny welcome quotes πŸ€—βœ¨ add a splash of humor to any gathering, setting the perfect tone for good times and laughter πŸ˜‚. Whether you’re hosting a party, starting a meeting, or just greeting someone at the door πŸšͺ, these witty one-liners are sure to break the ice 🧊 and get everyone smiling. Dive into a world where humor meets hospitality, and let the giggles begin πŸŽ‰!

Social anxiety so bad I wonder if I’m welcome at places I was invited to.

Posted on5 hours ago5 hours ago

Welcome to your 50s, there’s a wrong way to stretch now.

Posted on9 hours ago9 hours ago

Clothes too dirty for the closet, but too clean for laundry. Welcome to: the chair.

Posted on3 days ago3 days ago

Welcome to Twitter, someone from an unhappy home will attend to you shortly.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

Welcome to middle age. Everything you encounter is either blurry or too loud now.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Welcome to Twitter, some random, judgmental stranger will be along shortly to complain about your tweets.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Welcome to your 50s, where coffee is the new happy hour and mornings are the new hangover.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Welcome to Elephant in the Room club, no one talks about it.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Welcome to social media. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Welcome to your 40s, you’re too old to sit on the floor and put furniture together.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Welcome to your 40’s: you have big plans tonight. No, you don’t.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Welcome to your 40’s: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Welcome to middle age. β€œI carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Welcome to your 50s… you can now fall asleep sitting up on the couch at any given moment.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

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