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Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

Mornings would be fine if they started later.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

Turns out I am the autistic one at “movie night,” who thought you’re supposed to actually watch the movie.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

Is it just my dad, or do all fathers watch videos on their phones with the volume full blast, with no concern for anyone else in the house?

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.

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531 this month

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15,124

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Dec 27, 2025

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Breaking via Facebook:

When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.

Just shared via Telegram:

All quiet on the frontal lobe.

Shared recently on Messenger:

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

Just shared via Instagram:

My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

What happened to the huge corporate Christmas parties you see in all the ’90s movies? Seems like that doesn’t exist at all anymore.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Me: I’m an introvert. Vodka: No, you’re not.

Trending via WeChat:

Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

Going viral on YouTube:

He likes when I shakalaka, so, woop, there it is.

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94 Funny welcome quotes

Funny welcome quotes 🤗✨ add a splash of humor to any gathering, setting the perfect tone for good times and laughter 😂. Whether you’re hosting a party, starting a meeting, or just greeting someone at the door 🚪, these witty one-liners are sure to break the ice 🧊 and get everyone smiling. Dive into a world where humor meets hospitality, and let the giggles begin 🎉!

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Welcome to your 40s. You’re home from the party before you used to go out for the party in your 20s.

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4 weeks ago

20s, 40s, age, aging, before, going, going out, home, humor, lifestyle, nightlife, party, used, welcome
My son was praying for “everybody in the world.” If you suddenly start experiencing good fortune, you’re welcome.

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1 month ago

blessing, fortune, good, good fortune, gratitude, humor, prayer, praying, son, start, welcome, wish, world
Welcome to your 50s, you now take supplements to help your memory, but you can’t remember if you took them today.

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1 month ago

50s, aging, forgetfulness, health, help, humor, memory, remember, reminder, supplement, take, today, welcome
Welcome to college, where every single person is smarter than you, except for the three people in your group project.

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2 months ago

college, every, except, group, group project, humor, people, person, project, sarcasm, single, smart, smarter, student, teamwork, three, welcome, where
Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

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2 months ago

aging, frustration, grocery, grocery store, humor, mad, rearrange, senior, senior year, store, welcome, where, year
Welcome to Elephant in the Room club, no one talks about it.

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2 months ago

awkwardness, club, conversation, elephant, elephant in the room, humor, irony, joke, room, silence, social, social awkwardness, welcome
Welcome to social media. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly.

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2 months ago

communication, contact, humor, irony, media, misunderstanding, person, social, social media, understand, welcome
Welcome to your 40s, you’re too old to sit on the floor and put furniture together.

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2 months ago

40s, age, assembling, floor, furniture, getting, getting older, humor, life, life stage, old, older, put, sit, sitting, sitting on floor, stage, together, too, welcome
Welcome to your 40’s: you have big plans tonight. No, you don’t.

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2 months ago

40s, adult, adult life, aging, big, humor, life, night, plans, tonight, welcome
Welcome to your 40’s: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

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2 months ago

40s, adult, adult life, aging, hangover, humor, hungover, just, life, Tuesday, welcome

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77 shares on Messenger this month:

What age will I grow out of not answering the door when I’m home and sneaking around the house to find out who’s knocking?

85 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

37 shares on Slack this month:

If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

92 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

92 shares on Messenger this month:

Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

48 shares on Snapchat this month:

The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

19 shares on Telegram this month:

Telling the cop I’ll give him his nose back if he lowers his firearm.

56 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Netflix & by yourself.

75 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m a fully functional adult with the energy levels of a hibernating bear.

36 shares on TikTok this month:

This Monday has Monday written all over it.

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16 folks are currently checking 👀

Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

(guy who’s not even that into you) I love you.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate that I’m so indecisive. Actually, I don’t know if hate is the right word.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Can we skip to the rich part?

18 folks are currently checking 👀

The best part about NYC is you literally see a brand new, hottest woman in your entire life every single day.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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531 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,124

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17,272

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15,124

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Dec 27, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

When the job market is so bad that you’re going to follow your dreams instead.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

Been acting really busy today because I can tell my coworker wants to talk about something in his personal life.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good…

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy you.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Facebook:

How long does it take for an apple to turn brown after you cut it? Never mind.

Breaking via X:

It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

Going viral on Instagram:

My account is fake, I’m actually your probation officer.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

Just landed via Twitch:

I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

Seen just now on X:

You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

Live now on Reddit:

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

Going viral on WeChat:

Everyone’s a gangster until they see a rainbow.

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