62 Funny welcome quotes

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  9 hours ago

  View →: Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.
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  5 days ago

  View →: Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Can I come over and overstay my welcome?
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Welcome to Netflix. We have everything but what you want to watch.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Welcome to Twitter, where everyone is an expert on everything.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your late 40s! From now on you will no longer be in “good health” but in “good health for your age”.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 40s! You’re gonna need several doctors, no matter how many apples.

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