65 Funny welcome quotes

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  7 days ago

  Share →: Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

  Commentary:
  "By the time I find my running shoes, I'm already ready for a nap! 🏃‍♀️💤👟"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

  Commentary:
  "Pro tip: Breathe dramatically into the phone to assert dominance 😤📞 #HeavyBreathingChampion"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

  Commentary:
  "Congrats to my bra for always being 'uplifting'—it definitely deserves an award! 😂🧡🎉 #SupportiveStar"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

  Commentary:
  "Saturday Night Fever's new remix: a dance between the couch, the tissue box, and a steamy bowl of soup! 🛋️🤧🍜✨"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age where your face starts collecting chins like Pokémon! 😂👌 #GottaDoubleChinEmAll"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

  Commentary:
  "Sure, come on over! I'll even roll out the red carpet… to gently roll it back up when it's time to leave. 😄🚪🕰️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

  Commentary:
  "Welcome aboard the rollercoaster to chaos! 🎢 Hold onto your snacks, it's going to be a hilarious ride! 😂🙌"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to Netflix. We have everything but what you want to watch.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic Netflix paradox—it's like having a gourmet buffet with no pizza in sight! 🍿🎬 Maybe next time, we'll get that missing piece of your perfect binge. Until then, happy scrolling! 😂📱

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the joys of the modern age! 📺💻 Welcome to your 40s, where managing your streaming services becomes an extreme sport. It's like a never-ending game of digital hide-and-seek, except the only thing hiding is your forgotten passwords! 🤦‍♂️💻 Don't worry, you're not alone in this struggle – here's to embracing technology with open arms and a confused expression. 🤷‍♀️ #StreamingService

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of hitting 40! A time when you not only gain wisdom but also acquire bonus features like that extra chin. It's nature's way of saying, 'Congratulations, you've leveled up to the next age category!'"

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