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Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

He took my last fry, your honor.

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I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

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Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice.

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Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

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You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.

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Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.

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Making waves on YouTube:

Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

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I want to be cremated so that I will get a smoking-hot body again.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

Breaking via Snapchat:

Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

Trending via YouTube:

Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I’m so broke, I owe myself money.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.

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Funny welcome quotes 🤗✨ add a splash of humor to any gathering, setting the perfect tone for good times and laughter 😂. Whether you’re hosting a party, starting a meeting, or just greeting someone at the door 🚪, these witty one-liners are sure to break the ice 🧊 and get everyone smiling. Dive into a world where humor meets hospitality, and let the giggles begin 🎉!

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Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

I was disappointed to learn today that my request for a sabbatical was rejected. Apparently that’s “not how marriage works.”

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In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

Good morning to everyone except people who sit right next to you when there’s a whole room full of empty seats.

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I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.

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I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

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Trending via Pinterest:

I wish berries were the size of apples. Just imagine for a second.

Making waves on Twitch:

I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

Spreading quickly via X:

My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

Live now on Threads:

A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

Spotted on Discord:

The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

Spotted on Slack:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

Trending via Snapchat:

They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.

Making waves on Messenger:

I put the “pro” in procrastinate.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Some people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship.

Freshly posted on Discord:

The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

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