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Does membership include free peanuts? 🐘🤐🥜
95 Funny welcome quotes
Welcome to social media. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly.
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Looks like my sarcasm translator is about to hit overdrive! 🤪😂📱
Welcome to your 40s, you’re too old to sit on the floor and put furniture together.
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Turning 40: when the assembly instructions are clearer than your knees! 🛠️🪑😭
Welcome to your 40’s: you have big plans tonight. No, you don’t.
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When making big plans means deciding which comfy pajamas to wear tonight 😂🛌🎉
Welcome to your 40’s: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.
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When Tuesday hits harder than a weekend bender 🥴🍕💤
Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.
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Turning 50: The decade where mystery pain becomes a daily subscription service! 🎉🛍️🤕
Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.
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Adulting is a thrilling balance between achieving next to nothing and accomplishing absolutely everything in two days! 😅🛋️☕
Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.
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Finally, a perk of aging! Turning 40 just upgraded my excuse game to expert level! 🎉🛋️🚫
Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.
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Suddenly, we've all got a sequel called "I Carried a Bag of Groceries" lined up for the doctor's office! 🍉🩺🤣
Welcome to your 50s… you can now fall asleep sitting up on the couch at any given moment.
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Nap mode activated: unlocking the secret art of power napping! 😴🛋️✨