79 Funny women quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

  Commentary:
  "Childbirth: the ultimate test of pain tolerance for women 😬🤰. Meanwhile, men and their dramatic colds… 🤒💁‍♂️ Can we call it a tie? 😂 #BattleoftheSymptoms"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time.

  Commentary:
  "Because let's face it, those ladies would have my killer behind bars quicker than my pizza delivery guy finding my house 🍕🕵️‍♀️🔍 #PodcastDetectives #CrackingCasesBetweenCoffeeBreaks"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs words when you have a strategic wardrobe choice? 😏💅 No apologies here, just a strong fashion statement. 😂🔥 #SleepingInStyle"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

  Commentary:
  "Choosing the perfect emoji is the new struggle of our generation 🤷‍♂️👗 Who knew that something so small could cause so much indecision! Now I get a taste of the fashion dilemma women face daily 😂 #EmojiFashionCrisis"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Do we barbecue with women or without salad?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old dilemma: do we sizzle with the ladies as the main course or keep it light with some leafy greens? 🥩🥗 It's a tough choice, but either way, just make sure the grill is hot and the drinks are cold! 🍔🍻"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

  Commentary:
  "Fall fashion tip: Master the art of looking chic while secretly snuggling in your 'not-so-obvious' blanket attire 😏🍂 #FashionForward #CozyButMakeItFashion"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: 11 out of 10 women are always right.

  Commentary:
  Well, if 11 out of 10 women are always right, then there must be some serious mathematical magic happening there! 🤔🌟 Who knew that the laws of probability could be bent so effortlessly by the powers of women's intuition and wisdom? 🧙‍♀️💁‍♀️ Sounds like the perfect formula for a harmonious household – just nod and smile, gentlemen! 😄👩‍🦰👵 #GirlPower

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  5 months ago

  Share →: In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

  Commentary:
  "Because when it comes to crisis management, women and children are the pros at getting out of dodge while the men finally have some peace and quiet to brainstorm… or so they think! 🚺🧒🧑🏻‍🦰🧔🏻💭💡"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

  Commentary:
  "Women's needs are as clear as day – just a delicate balance of attention and space. 🌟💁‍♀️ So, gentlemen, remember: smothering is overrated, and robust alone time is key to preserving the peace! 🕊️💅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

  Commentary:
  "Be cautious! One slip of the tongue and suddenly 'Chair' or 'Lamp' could be the hottest baby names of the year! 👶🪑💡"

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