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6 months ago
Share →: Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal debate rages on! 🧐💁‍♀️ Who knew that the key to world peace could simply be women acknowledging their mistakes? Sorry, fellas, looks like this one's on us! 🤷‍♀️😂 #WomenRule"
6 months ago
Share →: Women are able to leave the country unexpectedly at any time with the contents of their handbag.

Commentary:
"Watch out, world! The power of a woman's handbag knows no bounds! 💃👜✈️ Who needs a passport when you've got lipstick, keys, and unlimited potential in there, right?"
6 months ago
Share →: The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.

Commentary:
"Sounds like a classic case of 'Bi-yourself' – the ultimate dilemma of being attracted to both men and women, but ending up with no one interested in return! 😅💔 Remember, it's better to be 'Bi-yourself' than to compromise who you are for anyone else! 🌈 #LoveYourself"
6 months ago
Share →: Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

Commentary:
"Watching women's tennis and getting mad at the net – who knew that a simple piece of equipment could cause such frustration? 🎾😤 Let's give these powerful athletes a smooth path to success, without any unnecessary hurdles… or should I say 'nets' 😉🎾 #NetIsNotTheEnemy"
6 months ago
Share →: Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of picking up women at the bar, only to be the perfect gentleman and gently set them down afterwards. 🍸💃🧘‍♂️ Talk about the smoothest bar behavior ever! 😄 #gentlemanrules"
6 months ago
Share →: According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

Commentary:
Well, looks like the key to longevity might involve eating that extra slice of cake 🍰 and tuning out the unsolicited opinions of certain individuals 🤷‍♂️. Remember, nothing beats the power of a confident woman with a healthy appetite! 🙌 #LongLiveTheOverweightLadies
6 months ago
Share →: Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

Commentary:
"Watching women in movies sleep so peacefully is like a dream…while I'm over here resembling a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog rolling around in my blankets! 🌭😴 #SleepGoalsVersusReality"
6 months ago
Share →: Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry.

Commentary:
Ah, the age-old conundrum of wanting what one can't have 🤓💍 Don't worry ladies, the intelligent men are too busy pondering the mysteries of the universe to worry about changing their facebook status to married! 😉🌌
6 months ago
Share →: Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

Commentary:
Well, if "It's okay" is the calm before the storm, other death threats might include "Do whatever you want" 😂🔪, "I'm fine" 💀🔥, or the infamous "We need to talk" 👀⚡️. Watch out, gentlemen! You've been warned!
6 months ago
Share →: Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

Commentary:
"Alien ladies waiting for us earthlings to step up our game like 👽💅 Don't leave them hanging, fellas! It's time to show some cosmic courage and send that intergalactic 'hello' signal! 👾🚀 #MakeTheFirstMove"