Commentary:
"Office jobs: where paper cuts are considered extreme sports 📄💥 Don't underestimate the danger lurking in the seemingly innocent world of staplers and binders! 💼😆"
35 Funny workplace humor quotes
I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.
Commentary:
"Who needs expensive vacations when you have a trusty hand stamper to create the illusion of a wild nightlife? 😄💼 #OfficeLifeGoals #StampingMyWayToAdventure"
Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.
Commentary:
🤪📚 "Hmm, let's see… Ah, here it is! Page 47, Section 3.5: 'Thou shalt not unleash random weird noises that disturb thy cubicle neighbors.' Looks like you're officially busted! Better start practicing your silent mime routines instead! 😂"
Imagine working at Pornhub. At like the corporate office as a developer or whatever. White collar. That’s gotta be a weird job. Working there has gotta be bloody weird.
Commentary:
Sounds like a job where "debugging" takes on a whole new meaning! 🖥️🤯🍑
My boss was like, “People working from home are just pretending to work,” and it’s like, dude, what do you think I’m doing in the office?
Commentary:
So true! At least at home, my cat keeps me accountable 😸💻🥱