20 Funny worth quotes

• What’s my net worth? Buddy, I don’t own a net.

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  14 hours ago

  buddy, finance, humor, i, joke, money, net, net worth, own, pun, wordplay, worth

• Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).

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  22 hours ago

  25, avocado, avocado toast, cafe, comparison, cooking, cost, delivery, eats, food, food delivery, home, home cooking, humor, labor, labor cost, minute, money, price, price comparison, time, toast, Uber, Uber Eats, value, value of time, worth

• I just wanna buy $16 worth of a meme coin and sell it for $2.6M two weeks later.

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  1 week ago

  16, buy, coin, cryptocurrency, finance, humor, i, investment, just, later, meme, meme coin, money, profit, sell, thinking, trading, weeks, wishful, wishful thinking, worth

• The whole “read before you go to bed to get sleepy” thing does not apply to me because I will be up till 5 a.m. if the book is worth it.

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  1 month ago

  5, am, bed, bedtime, before, book, humor, i, insomnia, late, late night, me, night, night owl, owl, procrastination, read, reading, sleep, sleepy, thing, whole, worth

• Tequila won’t fix your life, but it’s worth a shot.

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  2 months ago

  alcohol, fix, humor, joke, life, shot, tequila, worth

• Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

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  2 months ago

  account, aspiration, balance, being, difficulty, envy, expectations, financial, financial difficulty, financial envy, having, house, house shopping, houses, humor, humor about money, i, kitchen, lifestyle, luxury, me, million, money, priorities, property, sarcasm, shopping, unrealistic, unrealistic expectations, worth, zero

• Pomegranates are worth the mess.

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  2 months ago

  activity, fruit, fun, fun activity, humor, mess, pomegranate, worth

• Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

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  2 months ago

  being, conversation, forced, hitchhiker, humor, interaction, picking, risk, small, small talk, social, social interaction, stranger, talk, travel, worth

• I only accept apologies in cash.

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  2 months ago

  apology, cash, humor, i, payment, sarcasm, worth

• I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

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  2 months ago

  every, food, humor, i, indulgence, lifetime, pasta, penne, savings, spend, supply, think, worth

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