20 Funny worth quotes

• I just wanna buy $16 worth of a meme coin and sell it for $2.6M two weeks later.

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  4 weeks ago

  16, buy, coin, cryptocurrency, finance, humor, i, investment, just, later, meme, meme coin, money, profit, sell, thinking, trading, weeks, wishful, wishful thinking, worth

• The whole “read before you go to bed to get sleepy” thing does not apply to me because I will be up till 5 a.m. if the book is worth it.

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  4 weeks ago

  5, am, bed, bedtime, before, book, humor, i, insomnia, late, late night, me, night, night owl, owl, procrastination, read, reading, sleep, sleepy, thing, whole, worth

• Tequila won’t fix your life, but it’s worth a shot.

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  4 weeks ago

  alcohol, fix, humor, joke, life, shot, tequila, worth

• Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

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  4 weeks ago

  account, aspiration, balance, being, difficulty, envy, expectations, financial, financial difficulty, financial envy, having, house, house shopping, houses, humor, humor about money, i, kitchen, lifestyle, luxury, me, million, money, priorities, property, sarcasm, shopping, unrealistic, unrealistic expectations, worth, zero

• Pomegranates are worth the mess.

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  4 weeks ago

  activity, fruit, fun, fun activity, humor, mess, pomegranate, worth

• Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

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  4 weeks ago

  being, conversation, forced, hitchhiker, humor, interaction, picking, risk, small, small talk, social, social interaction, stranger, talk, travel, worth

• I only accept apologies in cash.

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  4 weeks ago

  apology, cash, humor, i, payment, sarcasm, worth

• I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

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  4 weeks ago

  every, food, humor, i, indulgence, lifetime, pasta, penne, savings, spend, supply, think, worth

• If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

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  1 month ago

  1, ago, Bitcoin, cryptocurrency, finance, humor, investment, joke, let, let that sink in, sink, ten, value, worth, year’s

• Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

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  1 month ago

  company, every, finance, food, humor, invest, pasta, penne, pro, pro-tip, tip, worth

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