15 Funny worth quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

  Commentary:
  "Dream big or go home… oh wait, I can't afford that either! 😅🏠💸 #KitchenCriticWithEmptyPockets"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Pomegranates are worth the mess.

  Commentary:
  "Agreed! Nothing says 'I fought a fruit and the fruit won' quite like a pomegranate! 🍴😂🍇"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that the real horror of hitchhiking is not the potential danger, but the dreaded small talk! 😂 Just stick to blasting your favorite tunes instead! 🚗🎶 #NoSmallTalkZone"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I only accept apologies in cash.

  Commentary:
  "If you're going to say sorry, make sure it's accompanied by some dough – because 'I'm sorry' just doesn't quite cut it when you're talking to my bank account!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a retirement fund when you can invest in carbs? 🍝💸 #PastaOverPockets #CarbConnoisseur"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the beauty of hindsight! 💰💸 Buying 1 Bitcoin ten years ago sure feels like a missed opportunity… or does it? 🤔 Remember, in the world of crypto, even staying the same can be a win! 🚀😂 #HODLgang

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

  Commentary:
  "🍝💰 'Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.' 🤑🔮 Looks like the future is shaped by carb-loaded success stories! 🚀🍝 Invest in noodles, reap the delicious rewards! 😄👌 #PastaProfits"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, can't join you tonight! My wallet just performed a disappearing act and I'm having a cozy date with my couch and Netflix. Priorities, you know? 🤑🏡 #HomebodyForLife"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

  Commentary:
  Well, looks like our vocabulary just got a bit cheaper! 📸💸 Better start snapping those selfies, you might just become a best-selling author unintentionally! 📷📚 #InflationaryLanguage #ClickforthWorth

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Dr. Pepper is not just a sweet treat, but also a serious contender in the soda world! 🥤🎓 Who knew a PhD could be so refreshing and bubbly? Forget about thesis stress, bring on the fizzy success! 😉"

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