12 Funny worth quotes

I think I'll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

Funny Quotes Feb 12, 2025

If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don't tell me that getting your PhD isn't worth it.

Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I'm only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.

50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025