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This year felt like being awake during surgery.

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“I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”

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You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

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I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

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The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

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“I’m not jealous of nobody but stay-at-home wives who are married to wealthy men.”

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If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldn’t get scratched, it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy.

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My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I’ll shop.

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Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

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Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

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I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

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Of course, I also put my mobile down from time to time. For example, when someone tries to call me.

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After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

92 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

43 shares on YouTube this month:

I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi.

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Have you ever accidentally opened your front-facing camera, and it ruined your day a little?

91 shares on Twitch this month:

Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

57 shares on Threads this month:

My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

86 shares on Threads this month:

Every time I use a Windows computer, it’s like they built malware into the OS. Like, what do you mean there are ads in the start menu?

75 shares on Slack this month:

I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

29 shares on Instagram this month:

These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

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If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

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The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

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Adulting is realizing Monday is a better ‘off day’ than Friday.

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Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

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Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

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I like to begin every day by looking forward to the end of the day.

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I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

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My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I’ll eventually be able to get back in it.

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Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here hating myself more.

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Are there cheat codes for parenting teenagers? This level is really hard.

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I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

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If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.

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It’s Monday, proceed with caution.

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The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

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My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

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If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

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Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

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I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

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Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

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