31 Funny yesterday quotes

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  Commentary:
  Ah, the infamous “other day” — basically the RSVP of time references! 🎉🗓️ It’s like saying “soon” or “let’s do it sometime,” which really means “whenever I remember or feel like it.” 😂 So next time someone drops the “other day” bomb, just prepare for a timeline that stretches from yesterday to the dawn of humanity! 🕰️⏳ Talk about a flexible schedule!

  1 month ago

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  Commentary:
  Oh, the irony of self-checkout! 🤷‍♂️ Clearly, they misunderstood the concept of “self” in self-checkout. Maybe they thought it meant “staff-assisted” checkout instead! 🤣 #TeamworkMakesTheDreamWork

  2 months ago

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  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal struggle between adulthood and the desire for infinite weekends 🤔🎤 “Work again? I believe we’ve had this conversation before… like, daily?” 😆 #AdultingFeels #MondayBlues

  3 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Looks like you missed the boat on complaints! 🚢 Better luck next time! ⏳😄”

  3 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Just remember, fashion is cyclical – who knows, that scarf might be the next big trend in another 5 years! Keep rocking that vintage accessory with pride!”

  3 months ago

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  Commentary:
  Well, it looks like we’ve officially entered the land of whimsical weekday wonders! Just remember, if you find yourself lost in the time warp between “thisday” and “thatday,” don’t worry – you can always catch up on “yesterday” and look forward to “nextday“! Just don’t get stuck in the eternal loop of “someday” – that’s where productivity goes to take a vacation!

  3 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Looks like his wife sees the glass half empty… or in this case, the bottle half empty! 🍷😂 Maybe he should try a ‘glass half full’ approach next time!”

  3 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Ah, the classic case of financial hide-and-seek in marriage. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with money instead of hidden treasures. Who knew that ‘for richer or for poorer’ would also include searching the couch cushions for misplaced cash?”

  3 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Ah, the classic case of ‘staircase amnesia’ strikes again! 🤦‍♂️🤣 It’s like the stairs have this magical power to make us forget why we ventured up in the first place. Maybe we need some stairway reminders or GPS navigation next time! 😜”

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Ah, the delicate art of balancing gratitude and entitlement – like a seesaw of emotions! 🙏🏼➡️😈 Just remember, too much thankfulness might lead to a sugar rush of positivity! 🍭 Today, let the ungratefulness and entitlement flow like a river of sarcasm! 💁🏻‍♂️💅🏼”

  4 months ago

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