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"Oh, so that’s your secret 'get out of jury duty free' card! 🃏🤣 Just make sure your alibi doesn't have WiFi! 📡🚫"
32 Funny yesterday quotes
Funny yesterday quotes add a humorous twist to reflections on the past! 🕰️😂 From witty remarks about what happened yesterday to playful observations on our memories, these quotes capture the lighter side of looking back. Enjoy a laugh and find the humor in yesterday’s moments! 😄📅
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- It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.
- Currently helping my husband look for his $20 I spent yesterday.
- And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.
- You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”
- This place was really tidy yesterday. It’s a shame you missed it.
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Ah, the infamous "other day" — basically the RSVP of time references! 🎉🗓️ It's like saying "soon" or "let’s do it sometime," which really means "whenever I remember or feel like it." 😂 So next time someone drops the "other day" bomb, just prepare for a timeline that stretches from yesterday to the dawn of humanity! 🕰️⏳ Talk about a flexible schedule! -
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"Looks like you missed the boat on complaints! 🚢 Better luck next time! ⏳😄" -
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Well, it looks like we've officially entered the land of whimsical weekday wonders! Just remember, if you find yourself lost in the time warp between "thisday" and "thatday," don't worry – you can always catch up on "yesterday" and look forward to "nextday"! Just don't get stuck in the eternal loop of "someday" – that's where productivity goes to take a vacation!
Top Funny Yesterday Quotes 🔥
- Taking yesterday’s bad mood on a multi-day tour.
- Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!
- I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.
- Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.
- Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.
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