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Funny yesterday quotes

Oct 26
Share →: I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.
Sep 28
Share →: And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.
Sep 23
Share →: My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.
Sep 23
Share →: Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.
Sep 22
Share →: I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am.
Sep 22
Share →: Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.
Sep 22
Share →: Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!
Sep 22
Share →: Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.
Sep 22
Share →: I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.
Sep 22
Share →: I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.