Funny yesterday quotes

Funny yesterday quotes add a humorous twist to reflections on the past! 🕰️😂 From witty remarks about what happened yesterday to playful observations on our memories, these quotes capture the lighter side of looking back. Enjoy a laugh and find the humor in yesterday’s moments! 😄📅

I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

Funny Quotes October 26, 2023

And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.

Funny Quotes September 28, 2023

My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.

Funny Quotes September 23, 2023

Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.

Funny Quotes September 23, 2023

I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023