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The problem with relationships these days is you don’t know if you’re the one being cheated on, or cheated with.

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It’s so hot here, I’m breaking a sweat just bitching and moaning about it.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

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Freshly posted on Slack:

Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

Live now on Pinterest:

I hope this email makes you quit your job.

Just shared via Reddit:

We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out.

Shared recently on Reddit:

“Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

Just shared via Threads:

If this meeting were any slower, it’d be a landscape painting.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

Making waves on Threads:

Hate when I have to be mean. Why would you push a sweet girl this far?

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Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.”

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My favourite yoga pose is the one where you lay really still and do nothing.

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35 shares on X this month:

My super talent is hitting every red light on the way to wherever the hell I’m going.

70 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m perverted, but in an elegant and whimsical way.

40 shares on Instagram this month:

Not to brag, but I boiled the right amount of pasta. Once. Five years ago.

85 shares on Threads this month:

Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

58 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

47 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m gonna be the first zoomer to start dropping the ‘two thousand’ when referring to the past. “Yeah, that was back in ‘17.”

23 shares on Instagram this month:

It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

31 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

49 shares on Messenger this month:

Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.

89 shares on Threads this month:

Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?

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Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

I had too much to think last night.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

The pizza delivery guys say “see you tomorrow” to everyone, right?

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.

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Freshly posted on Facebook:

I’m sick of the Microsoft Authenticator. Like, who would be logging in to do my work?

Spotted on Instagram:

Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

Trending via Pinterest:

Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

Shared recently on Telegram:

The older I get, the more I understand why Grumpy Old Men exist.

Making waves on Slack:

You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Imagine how bored the person who invented mayonnaise must have been.

Breaking via Facebook:

People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.

Going bananas on YouTube:

All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

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Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.”

My favourite yoga pose is the one where you lay really still and do nothing.

All funny yoga pose quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

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