Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

Commentary:
“Whoops, looks like someone is setting up their own private beach retreat! 🏖️ Just make sure to stock up on snacks and sunscreen to survive the solo vacation! ☀️😂”

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