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Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store.

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What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

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Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

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There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

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Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

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Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

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Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.

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We get it, comma, you went to Oxford.

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You’re either snacking with me or snacking against me.

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Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.