Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

I’m actually quite nice. If I had friends, they’d all confirm that.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.